You are what your avatar is, and there is no denying it

Yup, I'm the best guitar player of all time.

Want some chicken?

well, i have interesting cooking skills AND my head can store pretty much anything

I agree

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--me as a cat

Praise be to his Noodly Appendages!

I'm a giant robot, and I'm okay with this.

fiery in a cold sort of way...

I am adorable.

im that guy sitting on his tank watchin every1 rush in and die, i finish my smoke then go clean up

I'm apparently a U.S. Patriot wearing a suit of standard-issue Brotherhood Power-Armour.

silverstoooooooned

I'm a freakin' pussy

I didn't know of that rule... can I change my profile now? =/
Forget it... Squirrel King FTW!

I am Hitman :D awesome

I do rather like the question mark given my name.

...

Far out, man. Far fucking out.

OBJECTION!
You can't claim that without evidence! I'm actually not a lawyer anyway, I'm currently working as a photographer for a newspaper, although I do admit, and this may be used against me in court, that I may play too much video games

That's the idea.

I'm a Sad Cat

I do love beer

You got me. I'm a hamster posing as a human Steam user.

Oh good. I was worried when fire started coming out of my real head. Glad to know it's supposed to do that!