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look to your left, lick it. What does it taste like?

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mrlukecaptain

well,
mine was a cat.

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SoapNukeZ

A wall.

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Tinepou

air

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thejadefalcon

My microphone. It's very phallic and sexy. Should I lick it more?

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Memoscorp

Yes.

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mrlukecaptain

Mein frond you may seduce said mic all you want =]

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HillaryClinton

Cat.

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Reelix

I LOL'd

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Cult

Luckily, a glass of Vernor's. It's quite delicious.

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mrlukecaptain

root bear is better, only recently tried em both

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Virzeth

I know at least one ghost pirate who would disagree.

Captain Obvious - Over and out.

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Cult

Poor lechuck

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Yatterman

Vernors is so fucking good.

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Cult

You are correct.

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mrlukecaptain

ROOT BEE-EAR

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Yatterman

You can't compare them. They are two completely different tastes.

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jackofhats

Well you couldn't very well compare them if they were the same taste, could you?

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Moodrei

I really miss the old Vernor's. The new stuff is okay, but the original was a million times better.

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astranime

A big black cock

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mrlukecaptain

what you did. it was there. and i saw it

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astranime

im sorry, it was yours? =(

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Rayphite

My closet, tastes like.. cedar and splinters

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Kappei

My wife.

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mrlukecaptain

I sure she was shocked at the sudden attack (did my very best to avoid innuendos)

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Godfather0Krim

In your endo :)

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Onomatopesha

A drill....wtf am i doing?

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Kyithios

Giygas plushie. =)

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Slood

Sofa.. tastes like uhm.. idunno

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Monukai

taste like picture frame

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Cairth

Desktop lamp. Now my tongue hurts...

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cfriend

My ear. Delicious.

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jackofhats

How you managed to lick your ear i will never comprehend.

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Zonitrol

GoGoGadget tongue.

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BananaNation

Like dirt, it's my left speaker and it's dirty

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expDARE

licked my shoulder, tastes like chocolate

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Poohunter

Betty White

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touche112

My girlfriend. Tastes like... human.

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notthelegs

lol, my computer.

it seems I'm the only one...

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l33tz0rx

Plastic

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asyork

Amish made plumb jelly.

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chuckie001

Cup of tea. :-)

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JackHatter

OH GOD, IT TASTES LIKE HYDROCHLORIC ACID, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zonitrol

You made me laugh ;--;

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Exactually

My chemistry professors always told me not to lick the samples.

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lonewolf80

I highly doubt licking HCl will damage your tongue in any significant way.

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NotableSilva

really? try lick then ;)

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Virzeth

Ashtray. Mhh, yummy.

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Closed 13 years ago by mrlukecaptain.