Overused jokes...

"i took a shower one year ago"

Your face is an overused joke.

wat

Bad Rats

also "Women belong in the kitchen" lines, YOLO and too many hashtags in row

Doge.

There's A LOT!

Although nothing makes me want to slap somebody in the face harder than when they say "that's what she said." Good job, you made a joke I've literally heard over a thousand times now, you should be proud.

Probably Dongcopter pirate?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgHzWLd5Y8

do you even lift? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD such strong, so muscles, wow X-DDD :^)

I used to say the joke "I took an arrow to the knee"... But then I took a fist in the face.