Probably the worst place to ask for dating advice, a gaming forums :(

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Thanks for the advice. I'll tell you how it goes

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Since no one else is willing to point this out, I will. If she isn't talking to you, then she isn't interested. Her friends are pushing her for a relationship with you, and it's giving her toxic feelings towards you in that situation. You don't want her to think you are desperate, but it's quite obvious you are, if not getting close to. The best thing you can do is to put her out of your mind. Go along with your life, grow up a bit more, make something of yourself. Once your life is set and you can support yourself, then you might be ready for a real relationship, and not just a school day fling. You'll catch a woman worth keeping around, instead of a girl who isn't mature enough to make a decision and state it openly to everyone. Instead of chasing girls around and hoping they'll notice you, you need to make them want to chase YOU. Be a man women want to be with, instead of just some guy they want to avoid.

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I agree with you, sir. Do not chase women, instead make yourself into a man the women would like to chase =)

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"If she isn't talking to you, then she isn't interested"
Bwaaamp, wrong.

"Her friends are pushing her for a relationship with you, and it's giving her toxic feelings towards you in that situation."
I wonder where you drew this large assumption from? It's a pretty big leap.

"You don't want her to think you are desperate, but it's quite obvious you are, if not getting close to."
Because he is interested, but nervous about the approach (while also being young)? Please.

"Instead of chasing girls around and hoping they'll notice you, you need to make them want to chase YOU. Be a man women want to be with, instead of just some guy they want to avoid."
This suggests that getting involved in romance of any kind until you are mature, stable and experienced is something you should avoid. Yet you totally forget the part that part of becoming experienced, mature and stable is by tempering yourself with life's experiences, including your first youthful heartbreak and learning to gauge and channel/control your emotions and impulses. What you're suggesting is akin to avoiding the lessons until you have already passed the tests.

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Is this going to be a "Didn't understand instructions and advice, now need help with paying alimony!" meme?

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I can't withstand to post a joke: To make the story simple…
Sorry for that.

Real suggestion: either ask her directly if you want to or just forget her and move on.
Uncertainty is commonly the worst scenario.

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just ask her out worst thing that can happen she says no and tells everyone about it and they all laugh at you together beacuse she is way out of your leauge... ooooor she might say yes and you are happy as fried chicken that lived through thanksgiving

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In this case, I'll recommend Leisure Suit Larry :D

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Stare her directly in the eyes, with a stone cold expression and grab her tits. If she doesn't scream, you're in the clear.

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she called the cops, im on the run now.

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she called the cops, im on the run now.

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Okay, listen to me very closely. When the cops come, if it's a female cop... Stare her directly in the eyes, with a stone cold expression and grab her tits.

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The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the male police

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Okay, when you get to jail. Go up to the biggest, meanest mother fucker you can find, stare directly in his eyes and with a stone cold expression, grab his tits. This shows authority.

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This guy gets it.

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No, I think this guy just wants a new cellmate.

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You sound like a man whose life-coaching classes I would take without hesitation.

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$9.95 for the first 3 hours of class, $2.99 after that.

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Don't listen to other comments, here's what you need to do.

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Coming from a girl, I'd have to say just go up to her and see if (depending on your age) she'd like to join you sometime for coffee/a drink/lunch/dinner or hang out sometime. As long as she's not a total see you next Tuesday and you're being genuine, you've got a chance at least. Good luck to you.

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Just asked a girl out Friday, and she said yes. Best tip, just go for it.

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I recommend to go for it, take a hard breath and relax, next say to she... its easy, just its hard the first time :3... go for it dude! :D

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Probably the worst place to ask for dating advice, the internet :(

FIXED

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Or any advice at all.

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That sounds like good advice. However, because this is the internet, I will disregard your advice about taking advice on the internet.

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Date a chick that has the same interests as you. I'm a gamer chick, I date gamer guys... it all works out! =)

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Hit her over the head with a club and take her to your cave.

By the way, what year is it? I lost track.

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You're right, it's the worst place, so why do I have the memory of this being like the sixth ridiculous thread on this subject you've posted? We don't know you, we don't know her, only you and mutual friends do. They are the ones to ask. Stop posting this nonsense here, because you'll get nothing but generic or useless advice.

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Closed 11 years ago by Bards.