Enjoy! I mean it - enjoy.

Five Doors.
The first allows entry only when you ASk Captain Midnight what the relevance of 19 is. If you don't, then he would only tell you "S"
The second allows entry when you recognize the importance of beginnings, and thus, it's name. Nevermind the ending, and it's name.
The third allows entry when you recognize the importance of endings, and thus, it's name. Nevermind the beginning, and it's name.
The fourth allows entry if one possesses a set of binoculars. Those binoculars possess the key. Without it, they are do not function.

The fifth, and last door, will only allow entry to astrophysicists. They are the ones who know the name of the rate. They multiply it, and multiply with it, and know the essence of All.

This was pretty easy to me, so you smart folk shouldn't have any trouble. Hint: Don't bother discussing it with each other. Solving this on your own ensures victory. Too many entries will result in the giveaway being cancelled or not gifted. This game is only for the Best of the besT.

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At least there's no Chinese...

13 years ago
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or mind-blowing base16

13 years ago
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Thank God, right?

Darned hexadecimal orientals.

13 years ago
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Welcome to Steampuzzles.com Enjoy your stay.

Note: Minor symptoms of headache, rage, QQ etc may be caused due to the puzzles. Request an icepack from the nearest Icepack Dispensing Unit and put on your head to prevent brain overheating.

13 years ago
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lol

13 years ago
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Hey! That is not a nice thing to say... :(

13 years ago
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"it's name" Are you trying to say possessive?

13 years ago
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Eh, in a sense. But more of a standard agnomen.

13 years ago
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I would like someone to post the answer to this after the giveaway is done. It looks hard :(

13 years ago
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I'll be happy to give you the answer, as well as how to solve each "riddle", afterwards. Just add me on steam.

13 years ago
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Obvious troll is obvious.

13 years ago
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Hey, don't beat yourself up! There's a solution to go after! Or did you give up? =(

13 years ago
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"Four U puzzle lovers"
i.e. "F U puzzle lovers"

BAM! Solved. Now go see a doctor and ask them to remove that stick from your ass.

13 years ago
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lol, sorry, you seem to have misunderstood the title. I'd rather have a stick in my ass, than an ivory tower to talk down from. -.-

13 years ago
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considering you said this "Welcome to SteamPuzzles.com! Fuck these." in this post: http://www.steamgifts.com/forum/vz4z7/i-feel-that-there-is-something-hidden-in-this-message can we have a mod confirm that something is there?

13 years ago
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cg verified the validity of this giveaway. See further below. Thanks!

13 years ago
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it has no sense! fake and gay :3

13 years ago
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Giving up? Because if you are, then the consensus would dictate that you're just lazy. 0.0

13 years ago
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Or, perhaps, that you're trying to be a prick about your hurt feelings over past puzzles and trying to make your point via overly confusing puzzle which lacks some vital piece of data to solve.

13 years ago
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I cannot stress this enough - the solution to solving the puzzle is included. BE A SPORT. But if you can't solve it, then please feel free to rant and rage about it here... =)

13 years ago
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Haven't even tried, but you have been prone to raging against these. Perhaps you've had some rich, tasty ovaltine for breakfast today?

13 years ago
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I can bitch about something, and still participate, can't I? I kind of felt it was therapeutic. Or maybe it was the ranting about "ZOMG DELL HATES PUZZLE, HERE DELL MAKES PUZZLE!" that was enjoyable. Whichever. Yes, the puzzle is complex, but it is a true puzzle. Not unbreakable. It harbors it's own clues. It isn't tailored to a specific genre or grouping of people. Unless you count Detectives as a grouping of people, or a genre. Then I'd say it tailors to them just a tad. But only due to the nature of it all. (That is not a clue.)

13 years ago
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What I don't understand is; are you trying to prove a point with this, or what?

13 years ago
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If there's a point that is being proven, then it is one that is only intended to be proven to myself. Obviously. That being said, "No, no point to be made."

13 years ago
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I like how you are inherently smug on all of the puzzle posts until you come up against one you cannot solve. Then your only posts are about how it must be fake and to troll the OP.

13 years ago
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I estimate that I've blown up three heads so far over this.

13 years ago
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Touche. I guess you're too hipster to dislike being part of a click.

13 years ago
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:D

13 years ago
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I think you mean clique ;)

13 years ago
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"Yeah, so puzzle makers like this can just bite a fat one, imo. How dare you impose something like this and limit who you give stuff away to." - dellmaker

13 years ago
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Your point? SOLVE THE PUZZLE = COMPETE FOR GIVEAWAY. I can post a picture of a crayola drawing saying the same thing, if you need me to explain it any simpler.

13 years ago
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Talking with yourself, chap? That was your quote.

13 years ago
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Now you don't know when someone is addressing you on a forum? I thought that by clicking "reply" under your post, you'd instinctively realize I was commenting on your comment. I guess it takes all sorts...

13 years ago
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"Enjoy! I mean it - Enjoy."

  • Dellmaker (Notice how I capitalize my username? Thanks.) <this is NOT a hint.>
13 years ago
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yeah i realized that

13 years ago
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i just thought you were using a Dell

13 years ago
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or makes Dell.

13 years ago
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yes that makes sense. I am calling Dell right now to get the code.

13 years ago
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Never buy a Dell. Personal experience is not so good :/

13 years ago
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+1. If they don't screw up your billing info, and then begin calling your work with threats of credit-report harming collections, then you'll always have to worry about proprietary parts. Like a motherboard with power rails mixed up, so a 3rd-party PSU fries it. Or a mobo that won't allow for any real upgrades. Sure, you have the card and the slot for it...but good luck getting it to fit. Unless you want to ditch your RAM sticks. The Antichrist will be a marketing agent for Dell.

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Personally, I loathe Dell, and their subsidiaries. The name is due to an old game (Shadowbane) from Ubisoft I used to play. They made it f2p, and then began running ads when you logged in. Then they ran ads when you would die and respawn. The first, and longest running ads, were for Dell PCs. It became a running joke that instead of "dying", you were going to receive a Dell PC. There were a slew of player names that had "death" in them, and I made a confessor (my first ever, as I began playing more debuffer roles), and thought "Dellmaker" would be a hilarious play on "Deathmaker". It was funny and relevant for about a month, until they changed the ads up and Nike sneakers became the new death-commercial. But by then, the name had stuck. And it was easier for people to pronounce/spell than "Raseac."

13 years ago
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Can you at least have the decency to tell us what is the giveaway?

13 years ago
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edit for update
I just checked, and you already have the game. No need for you to enter.

13 years ago
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Are you willing to do this for everyone who asks? I am asking.

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Yes, as a matter of fact. Provided I catch notice of it, I'll be happy to. It gives me a reason to look through people's wishlists. Holy Christ on a pogo stick, fishpen...Are there ANY games left that you haven't....christ. The games on your wishlist must be, literally, the ONLY games left that you haven't gotten. You don't have a Library of Games...You have a kill list, and the games you're wishing for are the only ones you've yet to track down and murder. (oh hai, Morrowind! I wish I could just give you my copy. Haven't played it in a couple of years, but it's so damned fun. And it's not a Steam redeemable code, just an old-school CD key (came with a crapton of discs. Those were the days!)

13 years ago
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I... I think I have a problem.

13 years ago
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Guys, Dellmaker has expressed his misguided disdain for puzzle gifts before. There is no giveaway.

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edited for fact: Site Admin has confirmed the existence of the giveaway. TYVM.

13 years ago
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I did not even read your post. I have no interest at all in trying to win whatever game you claim to offer. I'm simply telling others to stop wasting their time. Your flagrant mockery of people who make puzzle gifts makes it pretty obvious.

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Something tells me that you're not enjoying the puzzle.

13 years ago
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I'm sure you enjoy them.

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What matters to me here and now, is whether or not YOU are enjoying it.

13 years ago
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What makes you say that?

13 years ago
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If you wanted a hint, you could've just asked...

13 years ago
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Thanks.

13 years ago
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Can you tell me if i have the game, please

13 years ago
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I too would like to know.

13 years ago
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You both already have it. It wouldn't hurt to play it more often, though. But with as many games as you two have, I can see how time would be tight.

13 years ago
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Well played, sir :D

13 years ago
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Just enjoy the puzzle, even if you enter you might not win anyway

13 years ago
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THIS is a good sport. Which is surprising considering the source. There are puzzles, like the one I put up, and then there are "puzzles", like what seems to be the norm. The latter are not puzzles. Mine is more of a puzzle than them. You don't belong here, Cylix.

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This is evil. I have half a dozen 3x5 cards in front of me trying to sort things out. I've found overlap in info on google between some of the clues, which may or may not have been intentional. I've tried about 50 solutions so far.

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From the sounds of it, you might be better off regarding each clue as seperate puzzles, maybe? Only two of the "doors" relate to each other. The rest have their own independent solution. Which one seems to be the most difficult for you?

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I've been pushed to the point quite literally slamming my forehead into my desk, well played, Dellmaker. Could you tell me if it is a game that I own or not before I continue abusing my remaining brain cells?

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Yes, you have it as well. Rest, now. The solution will likely make you break something, anyhow. By the by: is that a picture of you, or of Emilie Autumn?

13 years ago
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Captain Maggot, actually. One of Emilie's Bloody Crumpets :P

13 years ago
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Viewing the database, Dellmaker does in fact have a private giveaway posted.

13 years ago
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Thanks, cg!

13 years ago
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Hey Dell, how long until the giveaway begins and ends? I'd love to give this puzzle a shot(It looks really good, especially since it's not just an excuse to exercise my google-fu but my actual mind) but I'm completely knackered tonight and can not concentrate. Also, if it would not inconvenience you, do I have the game?

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No trouble at all. You have the game. You are welcome to try to solve it, however, purely for sport. It does not begin for several hours, and runs for a day beyond that. Deathykins knows why.

(Almost forgot: nothing in this comment is a hint.)
Oh - but this could be a hint, I suppose: Denzi mentioned "google-fu". I can see that being used in order to educate yourself about Captain Midnight and wtf he's talking about. But that would only suffice for the first "door". The other four have their own keys.

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This is so extremely confusing @_@. I have been sitting here and trying to figure this out with Deathykins for a while now...I thought I figured out the first part but then I keep thinking this is a lot easier than I think it is..lol.
Still..Great puzzle man!!!!

13 years ago
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Scary profile pic.

13 years ago
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Alright, I'll apologize for this: I did not mean to infuse Deathykins into any sort of clue to solving the puzzle. I keep forgetting that when people have a hammer in their hands, everything looks like a nail. Deathykins merely knows my reasoning behind the deadline.

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He didn't tell me anything other than giving me this link. I think he gave up on it a while ago lol..It's still driving me nuts!

13 years ago
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Also, I think I might have the first door figured out..Would you tell me I was right or wrong if I told you? lol

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Yes, I would. If you ask on Steam, not here (of course).

13 years ago
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Thanks for the puzzle, Dellmaker. Would you mind telling me if I have the game? OK back to reading it over and over again.

13 years ago
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Posting as well for "do I have ze game" inspection.

Are all punctuation/grammar choices intentional?
e: groovy, good to know, etc. I'd complain about not being able to check as I go along, but that's where the fun in cryptography is to be had, eh eh

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Tiny has the game. You do not, heyytonytony. The punctuation/grammar of the title bears no weight towards the solution. It was actually intended to, but then I realized that the original puzzle would be more akin to the types of puzzles I bitch about. The second capitalization bears direct relevance towards the solution of the first "door". It was intended to be a generic hint, that would yield a light bulb over your head once you drew the correlation. The last capitalization doesn't have any relevance. I thought it did, but was looking at the notes from the original (scrapped) puzzle.

TL/DR: Tiny - has game. heyytonytony - doesn't have game. Only the "ASk" bears something to do with the first "door" solution. Any other punctuation, spelling, capitalization, etc., does not.

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Thanks for letting me know. Will still try to solve it.

13 years ago
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If you would like a hint for a specific solution, add me in Steam and drop a line.

13 years ago
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Could you tell me if I have the game, too?
Also, good puzzle. Haven't figured it out yet, but I'm making progress.

13 years ago
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You have the game. Your struggle will likely entitle you to a different giveaway, however.

13 years ago
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This has me interested all over again. I got a 2.5 day long train ride ahead of me. Let's see if I can hammer this out.

13 years ago
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Wow where are you going?

13 years ago
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Hmmm... interesting puzzle! I like it. Don't know if I have the game (could you please confirm?) but I am going to (try to) solve it anyway, just for the fun of it! :)

13 years ago
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Yes, you have it already.

13 years ago
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Still trying to solve it but I'd like to know if I already have the game :)

13 years ago
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Me too. Don't want to make so much rage because if this a game which i have already had.

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Both of you have the game.

13 years ago
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Do I already have the game too? (probably do...) :(

13 years ago
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do I?

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Yes - both of you. By "both of you", I mean jbaskinrocksocks & BaloogyMcBoy. Struggle with it, bounce questions offa me, and you may be rewarded in another fashion. Or maybe not.

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what about me?

13 years ago
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Yes. Don't know why, but it didn't load your first request until now, later in the day. I'm back from work, now, however, and checking as requested. (you have the game, harsh)

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thanks... I think I have one of the doors figured out, can I ask you on steam?

Edit: I think I figured 3 of the doors! Got sth for the 2nd and 3rd but not sure

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I think there is a high chance I already have the game, but I still want to solve it. The bad thing is that I don't know if I got wrong a character of 5 or more than one :|

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Add me on Steam and bounce your ideas off me. I'm happy to help (amazing concept, eh?). However, you DO own the game offered as a prize.

13 years ago
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Do I own the game?

13 years ago
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No, you do not. You DO have alot of games that I am jealous of you for.

13 years ago
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Do I own the game?

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No. Why do you have a picture of Rick Moranis with a username of "terrorbyte" ? It's like an ice cream cone with a studded leather bracer.

13 years ago
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Strange puzzle...

13 years ago
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Do I own the game?

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Yes.

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Closed 13 years ago by Dellmaker.