Do you think Princess Peach does kegel exercises?

implying Spidermanrim has 2 r's in it.

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MrCastiglia

implying it doesn't.

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touche.

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Peroxide

Do you think the OP just found out what kegel exercises were?

Discuss.

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itswhatever

Probably.

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Leprykon

I still have no freaking idea. Typed in google, but kinda afraid to hit enter.

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its exercises with your johnson

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MrCastiglia

Are exercises meant to strengthen the pelvis floor. Useful to prevent urine incontinence and also are said to improve duration while having sex.

They are often recommended to woman after giving birth and that and many men do them for sexual purposes. If you want to locate the muscles implied in them try stopping miction. Those muscles are. Anyways don't stop peeing too often as it's bad for you.

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Redino

it makes ur penis bigger

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LOL

I've probably been doing kegel exercises since before your balls dropped.

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chairmankao

Too much information, ceildric. Too much information ...

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thats quite a statement.

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Peroxide

Your maturity speaks volumes for your alleged age.

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Do not come into my thread with veiled insults and then cast aspersions on my maturity because I refuse to just sit here and take it.

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twistedmetalero

oh so now is your thread OOOH STAND BACK, mr......bitch is owning the place now

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CoolieMcAwesome

Let's not talk about sitting places and taking it when we're midway through a discussion about penises, okay?

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GambleGuy

Ahh this made me laugh.

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Toboty

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HBear

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thomas404

Maybe.
Maybe that is why she wanted the Vibe scepter back so bad (FYI the Vibe scepter was supposed to be a vibrator).

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Jonex

Peach doesn't need a vibrator, she could have any plumber she wants!

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thomas404

Nah, she's busy with Bowser.

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Really I always thought he was after Mario and possibly Luigi, I mean he constantly steals the princess but never does anything to her, I think he is trying to get at Mario's booty.

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thomas404

But he has a son.
Trust me, Peach likes that Turtle dick.

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He might play both sides.

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It is funny how everyone interprets things differently.

I generally assumed that there was a strong likelihood that Peach had been raped by Bowser (and probably Donkey Kong too back in the 80s). Thinking they likely had stretched her out quite a bit, I wondered if she might be doing the kegels so that she could still enjoy Mario's Italian sausage.

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Ardal

Peach wasn't taken hostage in Donkey Kong. Pauline was.

Also there was a time Daisy was way more important to Mario than Peach or King Koopa...

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Hmm, did not realize there was a Pauline, and I forgot about Daisy.

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You got that all confused, Donkey Kong was Mario's abused pet and as revenge he escaped and took his girl as a hostage. Mario is the evil one in that game. Link

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I totally forgot about that story (probably tried to block it out). Perhaps Donkey Kong and Peach were secretly in love and ran away the evil Mario.

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