Bundle giveaway contest - Winner picked

So I saw this Bundle-in-a-Box bundle launches, and I was going to buy it. But, somehow, the next second I woke up in a game. Half-Life (1). I had to find my way to the train station but than I fall in a giant crate. There was a giant party with all the characters from games, also Gordon Freeman. He gave me his crowbar to go out after some hours of party, than I found a portal gun. The blue portal was set to my home, and all i had to do was to use the orange portal to get there. Unfortunately, I lost the portal gun. Now I am writing this to you guys, amazed by what happened.

wtf... why are you askin' ? Are you writin' a book ?

Because i didn't buy it and that was a big mistake

whats a bundle?? ;-) (or because I want to know what a bundle is)

No Time To Explain

It all started on D-day June 6, 1944 Point Du Hoc. A soldier name Pvt.William Allen prayed inside his amphibious landing craft that he will make it to the rally point on the beach safely. Taking a last look at his picture of his high school lover and grasping his rifle tightly in his hand. The landing craft driver yelled the last words that most of the men inside the craft would hear. "30 seconds, God be with you!". Everyone prepared themselves for the fight. Everything went silent for the private. The landing craft crashed into a pile of rock which broke the silence and the landing craft doors started to open. Sgt. Walker who was the commanding officer said "Good luck boys,I will meet you at the rally point." The doors were fully open and everyone started to run out of the landing craft. The sound of bullets whistling and grenades exploding were the only thing the young private could hear. The young private ran across the beach thinking he would get shot at any moment. To his surprise he was able to get to the cliff wall alive and unscathed. Grappling hooks were shot at the cliff tops and ropes were sliding down the cliff. The private quickly ran to a nearby rope then started the climb. As he reached the top he immediately ran to a bunker. He slowly went to the door and before going in threw a grenade. After the explosion he quickly opened fire inside the bunker. He went inside to make sure it was clear but saw a small staircase that lead to an underground tunnel. Curious, he went down the stairs and followed the tunnel thinking it would lead to a hidden enemy HQ. There was a faint light at the end of the tunnel and he quickly ran to it. The faint light was a burning metal door. He kicked open the door and saw a huge lab and at the center of the lab was a machine marked "Zeitmaschine" He couldn't understand German so he went inside and checked out the machine. Still curious he turned on the machine and waited for something to happen. A sudden flash of light blinded the young private. When he opened his eyes everything was different. He suddenly felt older and weaker. He looked around and saw a guy name Fearzki who was using a laptop. He approached the guy and asked what year it was. The guy looked at him and said "I'ts 2012" The private was shocked at the response and ran away. The guy who was preparing to buy the Bundle said " Because of that old man that approached me i wont buy the bundle"

because i was at the party with Extraterrestials and after couple of their weird drinks i was sleeping for about a month so i missed the bundle!

Because I only buy creative bundles, ones that think outside the box. baddum tiss

Because at that time I was fighting in Area 51, against Aliens and Alma`s army!

Because people are STILL wrong on the internet! [check my avatar]

I wanted to, but then I got kidnapped and got amnesia, needed to find my way through a scary mansion with monsters, right after I got teleported into the world of Sniper Elite.
I needed to kill Hitler to get back my memory and get back to the real world.
Then I was going to buy the bundle but I lost my credit card back at the bastion, and they knew my pin.
So that's why I didn't bought it.

(btw what bundle am I talking about ?)

Once upon a time in a galaxy far away there was I with my credit card, but the forces of the empire invaded my home and Darth Vader stole my debit card using the force,I tried to resist but it was useless.On the next day I went to make myself a new credit card, but Jaba the Hut had taken over the debit card factory and kidnaped Princess Peach, so my epic quest started. I fought goombas and almost smashed my skull from breaking bricks in order to get bigger and be able to trow fire balls.Finnaly I found the castle where princess was held at but when I defeated Browser I found out that Alduin had kidnaped her. So it took my one year in order to get to tamriel. I travelled trough Dagerfall, Morrowind and Cyrodil in order to become a better warrior, magician and thief.Finnaly when I was ready I travelled to Skyrim. While I was at Skyrim I travelled to the Grey Beards and their dragon leader Parthunaax discovered that I was the Dovahkiin and not that imposter who survived the dragon attack at Helgen. After doing many quest in order to help the people of Skyrim I was ready to fight with Alduin. My epic battle with him was long, exhausting and tought, but in the end I defeated him. To my suprise when I entered the Dragonreach there was no Princess Peach there. I my powers of persusian I found out that she was kidnapped by Mario and Luigi. So I had to go back to the place where my epic quest started.After a three long years of traveling, drinking my own piss like my mentor Bear Grylls told me and surviving in the wild I finally met Mario and Luigi. I fought with them in order to get a new debit card made from Peach but Chell came and save them with her Portal gun, and in the process I was trapped in aperature science during the period of Combine rule. Using my Dragonborn powers I Unrelenting forced GLadOS to peaces and fount my sell on the surface of the earth. Using my special powers I helped Gordon Freeman defeat the Combine and I got his crowbar as a symbol of or friendship but I never got my new debit card. My quest took my 10 years. During this period I got stronger, smarter and learned to value life, but at the moment I am facing death because I got cancer from the Combine rays that were shot at me and I am begging you to give me this bundle so that I leave something as my legacy.

sorry for my bad English.

I couldn't, my keyboard was broken.

Because the singing nuns didn't let me rob their church >:o

I was just about to buy the bundle when I recieved a message via carrier pigeon that I had to make a journey around the world for no reason whatsoever. Knowing better than to call such things pranks or scams, I climbed upon my trusty long-haired llama and set to conquer what has already been conquered before. Little did I know that on the way the Parrot Cartel would try to stop me by employing well-educated cows that journeyed alongside me and tried to pull me off course with discussions about the meaning of life and other such trivial things. Me and my good friend, Llam the Llama did not faulter in our quest. We even saw the three headed monkey that was trying to sneak behind us at one point. However we arranged that we were not going to say such a thing for it would break the great myth of the monkey.
A grand journey it was, the only downside being the lack of indie bundle buying and the fact that the message I got via carrier pigeon after the quest had been completed wrote "Lol. Owned." My llama says it was a prank after all. I however think that time will reveal the true nature of these mysterious messages.

My dog swallowed my credit card...took about a week to get it out...

The War... War never changes... However i don't have any credit card and so there's no way to buy it with my f***king imaginary credit card so damn give it to me or i will kill myself!

Skyrim, that's why.

I couldn´t i have seen Justin Bieber and were Paralyzed

Bacon is yummy!

I was in the thick dense jungles of kazakhstan at that time. My gipsy guide was killed by a strange creature, most probably a stray dog so i had a hard time finding my way back to the village (they have an airport there). The nights were terrifying, mostly because of the mosquitos, and i just couldnt sleep due to the scarcity of food. My phone battery was almost dead, but I managed to find a wireless network, probably an ancient one, and saw the bundle in a box offer. I promised myself that if I get out alive I will do every humanly possible thing to get my hands on that bundle, so here I am...

Tried to have sex, heart went over 200bpm, next thing I remember, I'm in the middle of freakin' Transylvania. Naked. With 3 dead brown bears next to me in a cave.

42.

I didn't buy the bundle because the server never answered my attemps to connect.

And I'm not even joking D:

I got a completely blank page, then after 10 minutes of waiting Firefox closed the connection to the server and told me it didn't respond in time.