Bundle giveaway contest - Winner picked

Gabe Newell released fake hl2ep3

Well see...I don't really like talking about this...but...Sighs. I'm addicted to bacon. Yep. I spent all my money on packets of bacon, and now I'm broke. voice cracks. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. It's something to do with my genes. tears stream down face. Look, I knew what I was doing, but I was seriously trying to stop myself. I WANTED that bundle in a box, but now I've thrown it all away...

I was kidnapped by Sheogorath.

Because f*ck you, that's why!

(no offence ;) )

I was stuck inside the box. No internet access in the box = no purchase...

I was too busy banging your mom.

Because I fell over a chair, and when I got up... The sale was gone :O

Because my brain went out trying to solve puzzle here on Steamgifts... come back only recently

I could not get enough money by clicking all the referals and adds on internet.

Buying bundles is too mainstream.

chuck norris became the god of all trolls.Justin Bieber died so i donated all my cash to his funeral .Pancake man jumped off a click and broke his thumb,stick lizard had sex with my grandmother,to my suprise i fainted ,woke up,and there i was,in the middle of them,after that they greeted me and and desperate joy they threw their wallets in the air, out came the flying baloon head ,it was starving like a pic-pac man devouring every £ avaiable 90342jf2f robotron watched the all thing outerspace from his pickleboardship ,he created roboclowns to hack into gabe newells leader of the valve,s database,gabe newell delayed everything he became king of mcdonalds ,with wearing bling bling and mccap ,I completely has lost hope of buying it because out came the spy ,grabbed the credit card right from my eyes,i tried to stop him,but fading away ,he snorted laugher,boy it thin.From that day forward im rolling around the floors of streets to gain my money to buy indie bundle ,in despite of what i did ,the price grew,i grew,and i realised i dont even need it.I got better things in life to do than wasting all my time on that bundle.I didnt care.I just saved myself of eternal wandering of gaming geeks,i wasnt one of them,well rest of them was,who bought it ,they lost all their heads trying to complete game after game ,Here ends my story of twists and turns ,sEE only MUNEY burns in the hands of the addicted ,thats why i dont use a prostITute.Geeks will conQuer the worlds and buy all videogames out there,u wont even get a change to click on buy button.the activity is so high that your boxwithdust will blow up if u click buy,then u bring ur pc to repairsman to help u fix it ,there goes the money,along with all the other non geeky ppl.The secret is the IMAGE OF -75.966699% Satan approved off script.After i saw that message i hailed to the lord of the geeks they threw me in prison ,crazed about their games in the corner,were they out to seek the quest of the thousand circles of surviving every wave on hardcore mode.THOSE WERE ALL THE THINGS I COULD THINK OF .O YE U WASTED UR TIME THINKING ABOUT A TEXT LIKE THIS,WHILE GEEKS BOUGHT EEVVEERYTHING.THUTS WHY U DONT HAVE IT IS IT ?,KEEP READING ,KEEP READING,STOP,IM NOT DONE YET.................BOORINGBOORINGBOORINGBOORINGBOORINGBOOORINGBOORING.ARMADILLO .LE ENDE.
All of the reasons above ur minds (%

because of traffic. Oh boy, you cant make it in time these days, huh?

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because i was too busy watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VznlDlNPw4Q

Because i am unemployed and trying to find a job before i get kicked out of my apartment, i barely managed to get humble bundle which i payed a whopping dollar for

just for fun!!!

Why didn't you buy the bundle when it was active? It's not ur business dude!

got no credit card, neither a paypal account !

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wrote it in binary so the can read it aswell. DAMN YOU , DAMN YOU

Because I was riding a motorbike through a flaming hoop made of the skulls of my enemies, and I accidentally dropped one of my chainsaws ,that I was using to kill the cops chasing me, right onto my router and it broke and then everything exploded :D

I started to fill in my info when I realised I have no money. I ran out the street looking for money, found 5 cents under the trash can. Suddenly a homeless came to me and asked me why I need the money for. I told him about the bundle, and he screamed "Oh boy" and ran of to buy the bundle. With the last strengh I had I went to the bank, took a gun out and screamed "ITS A ROBBERY!!!" I got the money and ran back home like a ninja. I got online to the bundle page, and than I realised, the bundle does not support cash

I was busy with looking furtively at beautiful and young lady panties! Day was hot, so she forgot about manners and spread her legs slightly to catch some air into her salmon skirt and she revealed her underwear. :3 So it is why, I forgot to buy it.

Well, It all started a long time ago. You see, as a young lad, my grandmother was a ninja. Unfortunately, she wasnt a very good ninja, and wound up attacking many innocent people without control over herself. The worst thing about this is, beside from killing innocent civillians, that one of the people that she killed was a matter of the Amberbush family. This family was the gang capital family of the world at the time, and would strive to forever war against my grandmother's family that also had a really cool name. After many years of warring against eachother to no avail, constantly losing and gaining territory and costing the lives of millions of people and counting, the Dragon Gods decided that it was time for them to stop. You see, the Dragon Gods were gods of the world that were also dragons and could live forever and do a bunch of really cool things and had really cool names and nice armour and things. the Dragon Gods said: "Hey, Ninja families, quit fighting eachother or We willl have to step in an set you guys straight, this is completely unacceptable!" but what happened then nobody could have expected. The ninjas worked TOGETHER with friendship to REBEL against the Dragon Gods. So the ninja families, Amberbush and the other really cool one, went up to Dragon Heaven -- where all the really cool dragons go, to defeat the ancient Dragon Gods! At first all was going well, as the ninjas shamelessly looted, pillaged, killed, murdered, robbed, asphyxiate, assassinate, butcher, execute, drown, burn, liquidate, massacre, purge, slaughter, slay, smite, smother, snuff, strangle, suffocate, blackmail, defrauded, embezzled, looted, killed, and even butchered, the Dragon Gods descended down from Dragon God heaven to Dragon heaven in order to dispatch the unpleasant visitors to their sacred realm. Little did the Dragon Gods know, the ninjas actually had swords that could do like d20 + 10*2 damage and LV10 spells and stuff, which basically matched the skill level of the dragon gods. With some incredible rolls and awesome DM-work, the Dragon Gods finally killed one of the ninjas, but the final 36 remained, and outnumbered the 2 remaining Dragon Gods. Without mercy, the ninjas hastily ran toward the Dragon gods in a very action-packed, movie-like sort of manner make all sorts of attacks and whatnot that seem to just miss the Dragon Gods as if they were doing so on purpose only to extend the story so when it was told in the future to get free things, the story would be long enough and action packed enough and coool enough to succeed. However, the ninjas did not know that the Dragon Gods had an AC of over like 40 so it was pretty close to impossible to actually land a blow, and with 9,999 HP and 9,999 MANA, the dragons seemed invincible to these ninjas. The ninja named Ulfaraxornaxon actually rolled a 20 which landed a 60 HP blow + 9,999 to one Dragon God, and 9,996 to the other, for the crit, sacrificing himself and 34 other ninjas in the process. This left only my Grandmother and two other ninjas from the really cool named ninja family, who had each obtained a solid 37 level's worth of XP, throwing them each at the level cap of 38. The three ninjas relentlessly battled it out as, seemingly from out of nowhere, the Blue Drago-Dinos appeared. These were a blue cross-breed of Dinorobots (Specifically the Dinososaur Rex) and Dragons. This cross-breeding permanently exiled them from Dragon Heaven, so they were bitter to gain access to this sacred realm. With the Dragon Gods all dead, they were finally allowed back into this realm and promptly destroyed the ninjas in their way of the throne. The Dino-Drago prime minister George W. Bushdragon took the throne and made haste to create a new world. He named this world Earth and after a few thousand years created America, in which his son, George Senior was the founding father of the united states. His son George W Bush (the second, but he never actually was called this so that is why it wasnt in the history books) took the title as President, eventually dieing from an overdose on Oil, left his stepson Barrack Obama to take the presidency. The year was then 2008, and it turns out that my grandmother was actually Barrack Obama's mother, making his son me, and meaning that I had a conference to attend the entire time that this bundle was in progress. THAT is why I could not purchase this bundle, although I would really enjoy having it.

Thanks for reading my completely 100% true not-made up story of truth and history!

Because I'm lazy.