Bundle giveaway contest - Winner picked

Cause google decided to steal all my money and wasn't going to refund it.

Because i know that i will win this one... dont need 2 ;) :)

I was watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6etnDBV2gY

You see all these people who commented below? I was too busy looking after them at the mental asylum to buy the bundle. Sorry for letting them post we though it would be good to let them all use the internet

i was not able of buying the bundle,because after destroying multiple worlds in an paralel universe the avengers came and blocked my credit card and because of that i had to hide with an amish family which turned out to be aliens, after killing them brutaly and dancing with their intestants as a simple decoration the police walked in and started shooting but with the super powers the aliens gave me which turned out to be the force i killed 'em al and went to the bank for a new credit card, when i got home i saw that my computer became a transformer and i sold it to magical gipsy fairies ,when i got back home on my other pc i saw that the sale was over so then i ate a puppy

I was taking a much needed piss.

my girlfriends cat stole my wallet. went to London, used my entire months wages to get buy prostitutes. and a mini van. Painted the mini van blue and green, and is now touring the country solving mysteries and getting laid with 3 super models and a hobo they picked up off the side of the road!

Because I got taken away by the police before I could confirm my purchase.

Beacuse BOOBS! :)

Because I'm Batman and i was too busy defeating the Joker and the rest of them idiots on the planet Fenris in the frozen wastes while they try to plot the demise of all that is good blah blah blah

I didnt know how to read and write. I learned about language and speech just yesterday.Today i heard of the internet and i just discovered this giveaway.

I was doing an oral examination about Actaoon and his metamorphosis to a deer... He said, deer me... I see a naked godess of hunting. Diana, you sexy modderflopper, I'ma gonna watch you 'till I die (which is what he did). Diana said: 'now look here mister, if you won't stop looking at me, I'll turn you in a dearie deer' (which is what happened). Then Actaoon his 100 dogs ate him and well, he died.

I also had to do a performance of it. I splashed water through a tube on other people, I got a naked godess underneath a basket. And screamed in agony.
This is not only the truth, it was also a good performance!

Michiel did the second part and he died due to greatness!
And that my sir is probablly not the best excuse, but you have to understand I am very tired due to exams...

Choice well
Adderke!

I was abducted by aliens, and asked to hand over my Credit Card or else they would take me to their land and torture me forever. So i called for superman. Turns out. Their ship was full of kryptonite. My only choice was to hand it over. Dammit.

we had 2 hours to its end, i was buying it for me and a friend, AND THEN the damnmed paypal changed the "without account" scheme and WANTED A DAMN PASSWORD (compulsatory acc. creation) didnt get it coz add a credit card took 2 days(or other option) :/

I couldn't buy cause my dog ate the internet wire, then I needed to travel to the other city to buy the wire cause it was a holiday in my city, when I arrived the sale ended ;(

Because my psychonautic clairvoyance told me, that you will be giving away this bundle.

Because ive made youtube video of smashing my pc with hypercam (REAL LIFE APPROVED ???)

I couldn't get it cause Aliens kidnapped my computer :| and I think they tried to anal probe it too....... well its good to have my computer back with advanced alien tech in it. :D

Because in west Philadelphia, won giveaways
on a website is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin' all cool and all clicking some G-aways
outside the ways when a guy called annelions he was up to no good,
startin makin giveaways in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and mom got scared she said,
"you're clicking with your mouse and u will won that giveaway"

True story man :)

i was busy looking at turtles:'(

I couldn't because I died while it was available... If you're wondering how, it was the bunnies. The cute bloody bunnies. THEY KILLED ME! I was revived after it became unavailable.

well just at the moment that i wanted to buy i saw something in the mirror next to me. i forgot all about my pc and walked closer to the mirror. i thaught " nothing strange, must be my imagination". when i walked back to my chair i heared a sound for a brief second. tik. i looked around.tik. again the sound. i said loudly " walter (little brother of mine), is that you? this isn't funny." nothing. i wait a couple of seconds. nothing. i nodded to myself in the mirror as a sign of approval that everything is alright. when suddenly i saw a hand in the corner of the mirror. i stared with great astounishment because the hand was on the other side of the mirror. tik. a finger of the lonely hand tapped on the glass. i carefully approached the mirror. tik it tapped again. the closer i came the more i saw that there was a body attached to the hand. "at least it is not a floating hand" i thought by myself just to relax my nerves with an inside joke. when i was an inch of the glass i tried to see where the face of this 'mirrorperson' was. i couldn't see its face, only a shoulder was now visible. so i pushed my face againts the mirror hoping to see more. but there was no mirror where i pressed my face against. instead i fell trough the mirror. the moment i fell my breathing stopped, everything was suddenly in slow motion during the fall.seconds became minutes and instead of watching the floor my eyes were fixed on the hand the arm, the shoulder , the body and the face. i stared directly into the face of the mirrorman.

so that should be enough. maybe with another giveaway i would finish the story :)

Because i'm dead...

I had no money so used cheatcode ShowMeTheMoney but both the Punk Buster and SteamVAC told: you're banned. And so I am now. Busted and banned. If I had the bundle, i'd be 3xB: busted, banned and bundled! :)

Two Words "Anal Probe"