Mosquitoes
Hate mosquitos and where i live we need to isolate ourselves on a specific hour or no one survives.
But despite that i hate FLIES more.
Moskitos are dangerous and predate on us... they can be insistent but they're dumb.
You can kill em by the bulk.
But flies?
WHO THE HECK INVENTED THEN?
IF GOD EXISTS AND LOVES US WHY ALLOW SUCH ABERRATION OF NATURE?
ARE THEY THE WORK OF THE DEVIL? IF SO WHY GOD ALLOWS?
OR GOD DOESN'T EXIST AND THEY'RE THE DEFINITIVE PROOF
OR HE EXISTS BUT HE HATES US
THE LITTLE F#$%S ARE NINJAS
FLASH IS A SUPER-NOTHING NEAR THEN
AND IF YOU MESS WITH ONE... THEY GET PISSED
IMORTAL NINJA PISSED FLYS
I LOOSE 8 out of 10!
Last time one pissed me it entered on my room.
For some reason it decided to land nearby wich invoked my ire.
I tried to sneak upon it...
It then suddenly decided its sole purpose on its entire 72 hours lifespan was to land - on my face.
...
15 minutes later i was sweaty and angry amidst a room entirely upside down. All my footwear was around, some went out of the window.
My cats nowhere to be seen.
The sheets of my bed and some random shirts were all around, took down some books from my wall, almost knocked my monitor as well.
There i was standing in the middle looking everywhere like a animal. Nothing. No sound. No sudden dashing shadow.
Did it work? Did i hit it good this time around without noticing?
Then i feel it landing on my back.
....
I came back to my room at night. Yeah, it won. I went to watch tv and later left, too pissed to come back.
No sign of it. when i came back.
but how to know? It could be hidden for all i know.
I didn't slept well that night. The idea that the little evil mother@#$% was hiding, luking while scracthing its pawns in wait for me to sleep... for god knows what. Or the devil.
PS: the only movie that ever scared me as a kid was called 'The Fly'. Yeah, that one.
PS 2:
Hey at least you got mullets... right? \o/
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flies are just annoying black flies on the otherhand...
can go die
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okay so mosquitos are annoying and all but all they end up doing in the long run is make you itchy
can I interest you in some black fly hate?
cause these buggers are friggen annoying
I'll die with a black fly pickying my boneIONES down in north ontariO
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I wish youtube allowed me to like and dislike at the same time and also BAN IT FOREVER FROM MY VIEW
Its kinda funny but THIS IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
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For the blackflies, the little blackflies
Always the blackfly, no matter where you go
I'll die with a blackfly pickin' my bones
In north Ontar-i-o-i-o
okay legit this was shown in school back in grade like 3...what have they done
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Better than the touch video they made me watch around the same age. Still scarred from the experience ;-;
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please enlighten me...
is it a video on "no touching each other?"
or a way to not touch stuff thats nasty
I'm curious!
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I was going to say 'how could they?!!!'
But then i understood.
We gotta warm our kids about them. The sooner the better.
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the young must be educated on the evils of this world like taxes and blackflies!
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Omg, Black Flies are horrible lil' bastards D:. I remember going to one of the lakes here and being eaten alive ;-;.
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all they end up doing in the long run is make you itchy
Well...that and spread like 5-6 terrible diseases...
:)
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If my walls are covered with mosquito blood isn't that really just a lot of my blood?
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When you come to the netherlands? :P
Had a female friend in Bristol (which i visited a couple of years ago) and another female friend in England, kinda lost touch with both.
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You just copied my thread's title :<<< https://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/PqwPg/you-suck
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Well actually it was in memory for those people who liked my old clickbait titles, and i did pussies, dicks and what not, and was running out of options, didn't bother to check first.. xD
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I never keep my window open at night, I'm afraid of bugs.
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Then they will just come through during the day, they will find you. :p
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Nah, you are not a women beater!
I highly suspect that the males are the buzzing ones and those are the most annoying!
Not sure ofcourse
But you have my permission to beat the crap out of them!
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That i wonder if the male ones even bother to come into your room (you're not implying only males are annoying are you? :p).
And yeah they never take the hint, even if you give them a smack, they keep coming and also usually near your head.
Also i don't know if they share intelligence between eachother because lately more and more just really hide when you turn on the lights just to buzz near you again when you turn it off, instead of just sitting on a space where you can see them and smack them.
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The worst part is that I end up smacking myself, in the hopes to hit the buzzing obnoxious mosquito!
And........I always miss, feeling a complete idiot and yet I smack myself again when the buzzing restarts!
let's be glad we don't live in Scotland: they have midges!
They are really tiny but they bring their friends along and you are attacked by thousands! o.O
And yep: all girls!
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Smacking yourself is a bit...silly. :p
You know what i sometimes do? Just grab my pillow and swing when they are nearby, bigger surface for them to hit, and softer if it hits you. ;)
No but a very good tip for anyone, ceiling fan! on highest setting they can't come near you (though on the highest setting that makes so much noise i can't sleep because of that (but i am just a very light sleeper and need total silence).
Never heard of those. Yeah or like Australia where they have these humongous spiders. We don't have it that bad.
But chances are we might get thos malaria or similar mosquitoes here someday (with it getting hotter).
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I am kind of silly, yes! :p
Midges are really a force to reckon with!
Quote:
*A single midge is almost invisible to the human eye, measuring one millimetre in length with a wingspan of less than two millimetres. The male is less of a nuisance, happy to feed off plants and nectar; it is the female of the species which is vicious. She requires blood to help form her eggs and when she's alerted to our presence by smelling carbon dioxide in our breath she attacks - along with thousands of girlfriends!
According to research, a swarm can inflict about 3,000 bites in an hour, while 40,000 midges can land on an unprotected arm over the same period. After their - or more likely, your - retreat the effects of the attack can still be seen. The bite marks will be itchy, often lead to swelling and, occasionally, other complications.*
Hmm.....wanted it to be italic, not working......
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Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal in human history, and that includes rats and fleas. They continue to be the WHO's highest priority disease vector. Show no mercy.
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Damnit, the one time someone makes a giveaway of this game I really wanted and can't even enter for it...Oh yeah and death to Mosquitos and flies and all that , even though I had a pet fly once, death to them all.
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You suck, for releasing them back outside! They will probably find my place after that... Anyway, I never really kill stuff either, I try to release spiders/bees/flies and any insect that accidentally comes into my home but oh man, I make one, exception: mosquitoes, IT'S WAR with those little pieces of ship, they try to hunt for my blood, I will hunt every single one of them instead.
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With their little wings, it takes them a very long time from Utrecht to Brabant. :p
I dunno it feels like "bad karma" killing "innocent" creatures, all they really want is just a bit of blood, and i don't even mind giving some just the buzzing and keeping me awake i have more problems with, but when my night is getting too short and i am too tired then i'd start losing my morals surrounding that.
Just like cockroaches they probably will outlive us, there being so many of them.
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nth worse whey you have only few hours to sleep and you can't because that one damned mosquitoe is buzzing into your ear and he just won't die whatever you do or fly away after sucking you dry
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Since only the female ones suck
I wouldn't want it otherwise. :)
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I just suck back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...With my vacuum.
Because I really hate stains and tiny limbs on my walls.
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Mosquitoes don't love me, i see them from time to time but they just ignore me. Can't really remember when was the last time some bite me :D
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Not really, maybe 1-2 times a month :)
My brothers wanted to kill me once, since i let mosquito walk on my arm for around 5 minutes for "testing" and then they couldn't sleep whole night :D
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Uuuuughh... Las night i was on the bed and suddenly listen that lil son of a devil.... Took 1 hour sleep again, at morning i was all chopped
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You suck, damn mosquitoes, fortunately i only seen one this year somewhere in march, usually by this time of year, you can't even keep your window open at night without having some of them in your room.
I usually catch them, sometimes with a glass over them and a sheet of paper in between, sometimes i let them outside (or shake them a bit if they been real annoying) or grab a bit of toilet paper, make a bowl and try to place it over the mosquito and then quickly squeeze.
Since only the female ones suck, does that make you a "woman" beater?
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/wVL6B/death-skid-marks-mullet-editionFirst time trying this gift thing with the new rules, so hope it goes well (therefor level 1+). Oh yeah that means i have to add you as a friend.
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