We gather today to honor the legacy of the greatest actor/drug lord in hiding of our generation - Nicolas Cage - and share fun facts about him. Did you know that Nic Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew (as well as an illegitimate son of Theodore Roosevelt and a grizzly bear)?

As a humble sacrifice to appease the Man in the Cage, here is an offering of Nicolas Cage the Official Videogame: http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/EqRUdgZp
lvl 1, ends tomorrow.

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What is the definitive Nicolas Cage movie?

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The Rock (1996)
Untitled Tiger King Project (2022)
Superman V: Superman Now Knows Kung Fu (1995)
Ghost Rider III: Harley Davidson's Revenge (2013)
2 Face / 2 Off (2002)
Ghost Rider vs Kung Fu Superman (2021)
Five Nights at Freddie The Movie (2020)
nicolas_cage_sex_tape_(feat_pitbull).avi (2018)
The Bee Movie (marketed as The Wicker Man in Europe)
Gone in 60 Seconds
Gone in 60 Seconds with the Wind
Gone in 60 Seconds (Zack Snyder's Cut)
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Solved!

..a humble sacrifice to appease the Man in the Cage, ..

I guess the Cage in the Man works aswell (°_^)
here´s a hint to what my favorite NicFlicks might be ..

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Matchstick men :)

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Guessed at first try. Bump :)

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Bump!

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Funny enough, recently I'm watching a lot of his movies. Good stuff, even if movies aren't considered good (looking at you Jiu Jitsu).

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why internet why

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More Nic Cage facts:

  • Nicolas Cage is 3 meters tall
  • Nicolas Cage can lift a truck tire over his head
  • Nicolas Cage soars like an eagle
  • Nicolas Cage poops in a secret place
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Nicolas Cage poops in a secret place

Honestly, the fact that Cage poops all over film productions isn't actually all that secret. :S

Nicolas Cage soars like an eagle

Don't forget him screeching while he does it.

Nicolas Cage is 3 meters tall

It's true.

Nicolas Cage can lift a truck tire over his head

But it makes him very.. tired.. to do so.

The Bee Movie (marketed as The Wicker Man in Europe)

I've actually watched that. It's available here.
It's not near as bad as they say it is. Though, to be fair, if a film that bad actually existed, I'm sure the sheer trauma would result in my forcing myself to forget the existence of the film. Ha, but thank goodness that didn't happen... right?

P.S. His best role:

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please kindly remove this, because - as you will see later - it might spoil the puzzle for others a bit 🙏

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Sorry :P removed

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Thanks!

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Nicolas Cage's favorite things: blue jeans, a red-haired girl, sweet peanut butter, a cup of tea and a good book, a dance with a reindeer and also... PACHINKO.... yeah, PACHINKO!

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I googled it and... wow. I was not aware that existed, but I'm glad I do now.

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Con Air?

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Mandy and Arizona Junior not in the poll :(

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Thank you-bump!

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I could eat a peach for hours

that's my choice :)

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Bump!

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Most people praise Nicolas Cage so much that they forget about the man inside the cage :P

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what they don't show you is that inside of that guy there is another, smaller Nicolas Cage

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Bump!

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I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States.

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30 minutes remaining in the giveaway. Which, coincidentally, is the number of nipples Nicolas Cage has.

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GA over. Meanwhile the contemporary classic The Rock - the biography of famous wrestler and actor The Rock, starring Nicolas 'The Cage' Cage as Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson - predictably won in the polls.

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Closed 3 years ago by Chiasm.