Grand Theft Auto V whitelist giveaway

I'm interested for a chance please :)

Thank you for sharing :)

GTA V giveaway?

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Well i can try =)
Heres a cool gif - http://i.imgur.com/KEn9Efc.gifv

Meeeee ;) & I love U & I love GTfA!

wat

dat ratio tho

Well I have no funny jokes or anything like that to give. So instead I shall regale you with the tale of my people in the hope that it is enough to be invited.

Long ago in the mythical land of selketh there was a village that resided in a peaceful kingdom. A small and un-noteworthy place, its inhabitants were nothing more than simple farmers. No great cl aims to the heroes of past and present, no victorious deeds to make thme stand out. Until one fatefull day during the month of jebur a flash of intense light filled the sky. Some sort of object came hurtling down towards the village seemingly from the heavens themselves, landing in one of the crop fields. The villagers rushed over, after enacting the age old tradition of running around screaming of impending apocalypses and doom (it was a simpler time), to see, to great bemusement, a gigantic golden Potato.
Well as you can guess the villagers were absolutely dumbstruck. Not knowing what to do about it. In fact it was not till many weeks later its properties were discovered. In that time word had reached the ear of a king from a neighbouring kingdom. A greedy, selfish and ruthless man who for some reason decided he needed that Potato...for some reason that was known only to him. To say he wasn't entirely mentally stable is an extreme understatement. He rallied his vast armies and decided to commit an entire kingdom's worth of power to assault a tiny defencless village in order to seize said potato. Yeah I think I mentioned he was kind of off his rocker.
When the armies arrived and began to attack the vilage and its inhabitants, the Potato suddenly showed its awesome power. For whatever reason it had the ability to bestow individuals with great powers. Somehow knowing it was in danger and being able to distuinguish who would cause it harm and who would protect it, the Potato granted its brave defenders with many abilities. Immortality, extraordinary strength, intelligence and speed, and the ability to cast powerful magic. With ease the small force of villagers, coupled with a not so small number of the army's deserters, defeated their foes with ease, resulting in the death of the mad king.
The citizens of the defeated kingdom actually showered the village with praise for releasing them from the tyrannical grip of their king, and joined an alliance with the peaceful kingdom to show their thanks. The villagers were then seen as heroes and were elevated to the top status of society. With an extra unforseen boon being the great Potato let them keep their bestowed gifts, ensuring that even their later generations were born with the same powers, which secured the safety of the kingdom for the rest of time.

And yeah some ages or so later I was born so...yeah. Umm...story of my people. Hope you had fun.

Is it still available to join ?

BUMP!!

Oh GTA5? I'm interested! :P

Here is a video I've watched recently.

Would love a chance! :D

dios mio

Since there are so many vegans around...:

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edit: I know my ratio isn't damn impressive, but what the hell ;P

I'm no better than most people here, but I once gave a paper from a judge saying I'm not a criminal!!

You might have seen it as it was linked in various places but here's a funny video about the history of the entire world I found yesterday. It's long but it's a good one.

I hope my charisma is enough ? lol

Wow! That would be great!

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Thanks and bump ;)

Some funny gifs :D

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Thanks for the chance! Take this gif, I don't know if it's only me, but I find it hilarious.

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Well in general i am not a funny person - but the other day people liked my OC
Here is our cat Peter trying to get into the kitchen of my grandma - and my grandma doesn't like animals in her kitchen - so he has to stay outside (at least as long as she is in the kitchen)
1)begging
2)trying to barge in
3) beeing sad that he isn't allowed inside

But if you don't like OC: here is one of my favourite scenes from parks and recreation: link

GTA 5 would be awesome - I played Vice City when it was relesed - San Andrews too - didnt have the money/time to buy GTA 5 till now

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that rock, baby. thk in ahead

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