So I just bought the new humble bundle and I saw Zeno Clash and Zeno Clash 2, that alone made me want to buy it, then I saw this game called "Killing Floor".

I was surprised that they made such a game, and I was very happy. I downloaded it, I sacrificed to Chin Chin while waiting for the download, and then the download finished.

So, I pressed play and I was launched in the game. I played a game and I killed a few zombies, I was disappointed.

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DESTROY FLOORS I WANTED TO KILL FLOORS WHY CAN'T I JUST RAVAGE SOME FLOORS AND SATISFY MY FLOOR FETISH!

EDIT: The number of people not reading the content is too damn high.

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THANK YOU!

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Yes, I've played with Bridget before.

no i havent

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:D

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Your argument is invalid.

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it is valid!

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BECOME THE GREATEST FLOOR MANAGER FIRST!

Also you can kill floors with this game Viscera Cleanup. You'll kill them floors out of their misery(err blood).

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+1

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I've played Space Janitor before, one of the most exciting, AAA action titles I've ever played, not to mention I peed on my pants because of the blood.

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I understand that its kind of the point in that game but after playing the demo I was horribly bored.

Bullet shell by bullet shell. Bucket of bloody water by bucket of bloody water.

Definitely not for me.

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i don't get it.. looking for fame or something? or i'm just not on the internet long enough.. :|

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just not long enough.

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not just long enough

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Enough, not just long.

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Long, just not enough.

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That's what she said

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Hah nice one xD

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Good two

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not short enough

thats what i said :(

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just not long enough :teach:

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You will melt faces as a Shadow Priest in PVP.

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Enough long just not?

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You could try Red Faction series* - you can kill floors (and walls too) as much as you want, especially in first one.

*Not sure about RF2.

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You can destroy anything except the ground so yeah. RF2 as in RFA is the same and slightly better. Cooler weapons :D

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I meant first Red Faction, where you can destroy ground too. And by RF2 I meant Red Faction 2, which I never played so I don't know if they kept all that destruction.

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From what I remember, there was either less destruction or no destruction at all in the second one, then some bland building destruction stuff in Guerrilla. None of them were as good as the first one though. :(

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First one was all about ground-and-walls-destruction. That's why it's remembered - closed door? Blow wall next to it (just look at linked video).
No idea about 2nd, but Guerilla allowed you to hammer through buildings, but buildings only.

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Yeah that was a mistake, I meant to say the second one. Whoops.

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yup

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Might I direct you to a better game then, good sir?
Admittedly I'm afraid killing floors seems futile even to Conan, and walls I guess he killed already. But otherwise, hoo boy.

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OP, you're doing that right, you need to go demolition man, so just drop a few explosives aroudn the floor and BLOW IT! It the first try don't work at all repeat once more!
The Challenge is at avoiding the floor zombies that apear to try to stop you.

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Wanker! You remind me of a bunch of pikies!

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u wot m8 ill fukn bash ya ead in i sware on me mum u fookin wanker

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Is that a British accent or Aussie? xD

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British chav accent. Also, this

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Dosh!Grab it while you can!

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for floors: Red Faction

But hey, listen; now theres FURNITURE wrekage on steam.
Not only havok, but EATING

But its another ripoff, it promises NO ROBOTS yet you play with one. Its BS!

And what about that Day Z one? Z isnt even a day, days are numbers for gods sake! First americans came up with an D day, now a Z, whats next?

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DUDE. It's killing floor, it doesn't mean you have to kill floors in it. How much of a moron can you be to not understand it, ffs.

It's about floors that kill you, though I haven't made it to the first floor boss yet, because the Patriarch always gets me. He and his stupid vacuum cleaner.

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Shit, you beat me to it, I was going to write that joke. :|

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ahhahahahahahaha over 9000 :D

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I know right, so misleading

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watch video before you buy something... KF is very good game

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read the OP before posting... It is a good level

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You cant kill what never lived.

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Make Love, not Warcraft.

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what is dead may never die...

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Interwebs.

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I realize this is a troll thread, but personal opinion Killing Floor is one of the best Zombie Shooter games to have ever been made.

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It's on par with Left 4 Dead for sure. But for some reason I am more prone to play Killing Floor over L4D.

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Get Rust. We can get in other people's houses, kill their floors, and leave. c:<

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Be careful, guys, this thread is a total rip-off. Not even worth 1 click.

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20/0 would read again.

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DO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!

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You are doing it wrong

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Is all about marketing my son !

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1 of the best survival game outthere...so i guess it's only not a game for you

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If you think about zombies being floors you are doing fine!

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This thread could bare a couple more dragons but whatever.....

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BEST FORUM THREAD EVER :D

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Closed 10 years ago by TheEliteZero.