BlepCat's advice

Well, it depends on how you feel I would personally suggest wearing it on the left as it has been proven to improve your vision. -Dr.Blep

You forgot you can wear them front and back also.

You can't do it. I know how you feel but, she isn't worth the bullet just let her go and save the bullet for an emergency.

Well, you see shoe people normally don't have souls. So, my advise is just live out your short life of 2 months. -Dr.Blep

im gonna pop, hurry up

In your enemy's general direction?

Put on an act and wear lots of makeup every day and pretend you're a helpless woman in distress.

Well, That's a tough one if there are no virgins around... Hmm... Try looking at craigslist you might find one there.

Go to a grocery store and sacrifice an EXTRA virgin olive oil instead.

I understand how you feel about this "I" I personally hate it too but, there is nothing I can do about it. My advice for you is to just ignore it and pretend there is an I and you don't have to be blamed.

you spelled it wrong

There is no "I" in "team" but there is "me" ;)

No. Just no.

Standing always. It helps to get anything extra that needs to come out.

That cat is being abused I mean just look at it.

take a bath

Go running into the room naked while screaming I'm ugly and I'm proud.

You can't judge a master doing his work.
i f o r g o t t o m a k e i t a d v i c e.

If you are trying to learn, I can provide some feedback :) . It should be:
"What is the meaning of life?"

There is no meaning. We are just creatures in a big universe all alone with nobody to help us.

Look in your pocket it's almost always there.

Of course you should drink.

You must cut out her dad's heart almost all girls in movies have horrible dads. So, obviously you should give her dads heart to her and she will love you.

You must ask me the question. I can help you with anything.

It's not worth it. It would be worth it to install a third arm on your ass to help you wipe it better.

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I'm going to have to ask you to get the hell out of my office.

Obviously, buy trashy and cheap games that nobody wants but enters.

Yes, you should fear a cat zombie attack. Cats are ferocious creatures.

You must tell them this without caring about how they will react.
i f o r g o t t o m a k e i t a d v i c e.

You bash your keyboard with a sledgehammer until your fingers start working again.
Don't question how it will work it just does.