Confused?

As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, i've made this. Yes, this is for you. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Previous 2015 Valentine's Summoning Thread Here


Who to summon What to do
PsychoClown Put a lot of make up in your face.
SexyJesus Your body must be bread and your blood must be wine. Pretty easy, uh?
Cjcomplex Wait.. 2 Jesus?
Midnightshooter Make your own wolf pack, he will try to join.
TempeteJoachim Do you call yourself a street DJ too?
AdamZombie Once again, be a zombie if you can handle it.
SquireZed You know the Dead Sea? Be more salty than that.
Partypooperwastaken He likes party and poop, pretty obvious.
Leonidas56 Say something bad about Undertale.
Olfox1 Lick your kitchen furniture.
JustArchi Code a bot better than Archi. Destroy mankind.
TreeB Just have the bandana number 1. Reference.
Jbondguy You know what an ice cube is? Melt it with your hand.
Yeliena Show that booty. (Must have a nice booty)
Larren101 Stalk her. She'll eventually turn the other cheek.
Faboitas Buy a whole lotta candy.
Khazadson Grow a beard! Yes, even if you are female.
CommissarStrayed You know heresy? JUST DO IT!
SexyBudgie Only a sexy budgie can attract another sexy budgie.
IgotElbows Sacrifice your elbows in the name of Hideo Kojima.
Gabzilla 360 noscope him in CSGO.
TheZooZ Build your own soap fight club.
PraiseRhllor Praise the sun?
SleepyCat Snooze all the time!
Zombiehug You like necro hugs?
Venhiem Are you a purple lady?
Steffke Be Prince Stan!
Elunes Are you B&W in real life?
Rinarin Be cool! :B1:
lforlazy This one is hard. Stay lazy. 24/7.
Luxy Do you like sandwiches?
MuIIins Are you a Gif Source Simulator? Also hating puzzles is a plus!
DeltaBladeX Make a triple sacrifice: Fortix + Fortix 2 + Bad Rats.
Ev Just take a bunch of selfies!
Akash Say its username correctly 3 times in a row.
Kaesestange Belly rubs still work!
Ceebers Destroy your laptop.
Khalaq Scan his QR code.
Ulvercarvalho Be a hypnotic cat!
Fyan Can only be summoned by someone dyslexic.
Xarabas This one is the easiest, just be a god.
Misskpavd Are you fabulous?
MuahahahaMeow Meow seductively.
Rachellove Create a thread called 'Date with Rachel Bundle'!
YunieRozier ▽ Be that guy.
Winthorp △ Be that girl.
Zomby2D If you have 2 dimensions, you are good to go!
Max Thunder Get yourself lightning struck. ???. Profit.
Aeternitas Err, he likes tentacles, so try being an octopus
Marinesloth Water: it's his natural habitat, so be wet.
RedFrix Do you have hats? Exactly.
HiroHiro Be a female feline.
Tumalu Comb your fur and be magnificent like him!
Murk You must like hugging. Like a lot.
MaiteVaati Write '!duel' in latin.
Student123 Buy Barbie Dreamhouse Party and be addicted to it, he will come to play with you!
Zelghadis I hear he likes bears. Mecha bears.
Oddllama You can't ;_;

Disclaimer: I can't be summoned ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ


Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. Relationships may evolve from this but I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.

I will add more to the list thorough time!

Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


If you don't want to be included, do tell me and if I made a typo, please let me know.

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No, you misunderstood... it was by Prince.

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AHAHAHA this guy/girl gets it!

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You made me laugh. Nicely done.

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I'm glad to do it!

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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I am going to give summoning Oddllama my best shot.

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LOL, and i thought that bear's llama joke was a little on the... ahem... oh well... poor llama. :'(

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

i love you

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rofl

8 years ago
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I salute your img finding tallarn desert raidersent.

8 years ago
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Good thing nobody knows how to summon me.
Nice thread lol

8 years ago
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with blacklists? :3

8 years ago
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You could try!

8 years ago
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You know why I didn't included you?

I want to summon you just for me ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ

8 years ago
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Time for a game of disappearing loving bears

8 years ago
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Bumpy bump...

8 years ago
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Instructions unclear, summoned 34 Capra Demons

pls send help

8 years ago
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Now THAT'S how you date.

8 years ago
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Capra demon is weak tho

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2 dogs each :C

8 years ago
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:P

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I don't understand

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that bed looked really nasty...

8 years ago
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He was hungry

8 years ago
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Ah crap, I totally forgot about valentines day. And just as I thought my wallet might recover...

8 years ago
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Buy your loved one something special! :3

8 years ago
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And I summon 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons in attack mode!

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Not Rekt ☐ Rekt ☑

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Ah! Exodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon him!

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Then I guess ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
I am ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ>⌐□-□
No one ʕ⌐□ᴥ□ʔ

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Bears are mean...

8 years ago
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If you truly wish to know, open your mind.

8 years ago
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You just summoned me, plus two clones. Good job.
Now excuse me while I battle my twins in a fight to death.

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This is not how children's card game works.

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i'm okay with just getting icecream

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Ice cream can be a great date

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Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking

I do read above :)

<3 u all

8 years ago
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I see what you did there!

and we love you!

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give me something to leach >:D

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WOLF PACK, NICE!

more like dog pack

8 years ago
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In Brazil february 14 is just another day
Although sometimes it happens in the middle of Carnaval

8 years ago
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Yes, valentines day is on a different month on Brazil (: which is weird

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It's because of HUE

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HUEHUEHUE?

or KKKKKK?

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HUEHUEBRBR

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I've been summoned before.

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The worst kind of summon ;_;

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Oh wait'll it's a lawsuit... fun FUN!

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I think its just a summon to serve as jury

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Right, I'm saying that was minor in comparison.

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You really think you're smoking hot?

HAHA

funny one

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You are a savage.

/bearsfeelings.exe deleted

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He could be... if hot was the name of a brand of cigarettes. :P

Ha... ha... err... ok, i'll let myself out. -.-''

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Oh, so I can summon myself at night. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bear can be summoned with that honeh.

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Forgot the mandatory bear gif.

Deadpool is coming

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I once looked at the mirror and proposed to myself.

I said no

i cried at night

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"How Can Mirror You Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith, 21st century

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Jaden is my lord and savior

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Mmmm, picture says no.

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Pizza is life, hun.

I'm made of pizza.

dont tell anyone

Start studying!

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I guess you are what you eat.

I TRY, OH MA GAH DO I TRY. Just 2 left. ಥ_ಥ

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Im a god, i know :3

i also lie to myself telling that I really try hard and study a lot, when I really don't, but should x)

Use your lavender powers!

That's was once my avatar :3

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Ahahaha, fuck you, Bear. I'm laughing but fuck you. (^ワ^=)
At least I'm not a toilet brush holder. Look at that miserable face! It resembles you very much.
For some reason ppl still love you, really love you. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I slept 3 hours cuz I kept wasting time and trying to delay studying until the very last hours. I'm gonna sleep right after I finish this cringy movie

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Huehuehuehue, I'm an evil bear! ¯_̲ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ_/¯

HOW DID YOU DISCOVER THAT PICTURE? DELETE IT!

I was so confused when you said "really love you." , then I saw the second picture.. OHGODWHY
Atleast I dont forget to feed my cat! | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

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LOL, that second gif

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Hey, even they love me...

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minions suck D:

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No, it's more like they lick...
...the soap.

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ohgodwhy

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Does the smoking hot sexy bear want some salty fish soup ;)

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I prefer pizza :3

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Don't tell anyone but I have the last can of anchovies, for the ripe loan of $1,000,000.

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I'll just share with checking how many users SG has 1343523423 users :3

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Please tell me that this is a Futurama reference :D.

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if its not is just a very specific joke that i dont get

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I wonder how to summon a GA.

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Bump!

8 years ago
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Summon SadisticChicken by stabbing 10 different people who say addicts exist.

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Nice one xD

8 years ago
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You called ;)

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What's more likely to get me stabbed, calling you a star or calling you an addict?

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Saying she's the star of the addicts.

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:)

8 years ago
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Pretty sure no one wants to summon me... Tears and puzzles and all >=D

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I think it's more the fear of being pissed on... by god, no less. :P
Yes, i still remember. :D

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Shush you ;)

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;D

8 years ago
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Whatever the Zooz said :p

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-snorts- You don't even know! XD

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Thats why i said 'whatever' but i agree anyway :p

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You're just trying to kill us with your puzzles and me munge our dead bodies. I ain't summoning my death and post-mortem desecration.

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(=^.^=)

8 years ago
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There are many ways to summon you bear, the easiest being to post a picture of your true self.

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..Or your children ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Mission abort.

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Closed 8 years ago by JoaoWho.