O: i ... i appear on the list blushes and licks bear <3 my favorite bear
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What if I only know like, two or three of these people? What do I do with the rest once summoned? ⊙﹏⊙
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Sommuning zombies is too mainstream. Annie is already summoning a bear.... can i summon a beer ?
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How'd you get a picture of my Great Uncle Jeremiah?
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You must perform the shark dance ritual to summon me.
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Will Ceebers still come if my laptop breaks itself?
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Yes.
Your mistakes, your responsibilities. He accepts tea and crackers for lunch!
Also added you to list :p
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Nice. So if someone decides to summon me (which I doubt anyone will do) courting me is pretty easy. I like shitty steam movies and listening to R&b and NeoSoul. I don't care about jewelry but a pc would make a nice gift. I'm also pretty desperate so I'll probably still give you at least a Blowjob if you don't consider any of these things.
Also, another way to get my attention is to make shitposts that rival or exceed either the quality or quantity of mine.
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That is one of the best posts I have read on SG. Thank you.
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Mine fell in a puddle last year and also broke apart at the same time (while I was carrying too many things) I was so pissed off at it at the time I actually said "Good" when it happened.
Ceebers appeared on my steam friends list... coincidence?
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I am unavailable and cannot be summoned right now.
I'm still stuck in this salt mine.
Salt. Everywhere.
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Too late, you were added :3
Also im lazy so i dont go work much on that salt mine ;_;
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thanks for giving away something i want! i've been married 11+ years and valentine's day has become a day to put something on the tv after the kid's in bed and just spend some time together.
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You are welcome! I see you have your life already figured out, that is awesome! I wish everything good for you ^^
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What exactly is kitchen furniture? I want olfox but don't know how :(
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Thanks and have a bumpp, there're only deadpool day, no such thing call Valentine day
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Hope you will hace a lot of honey, sweet and sexy bear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bumpity Bump :3
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I will summon you by sacrificing my pet bear
Lighting a pipe with a sonic screwdriver will summon me
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Yeliena
I thought proving that rule 34 also applies to Bad Rats was the way to summon her.
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔStill no summon?
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Confused?
As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, i've made this. Yes, this is for you. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Previous 2015 Valentine's Summoning Thread Here
Disclaimer: I can't be summoned ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ
Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. Relationships may evolve from this but I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.
I will add more to the list thorough time!
Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
If you don't want to be included, do tell me and if I made a typo, please let me know.
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