This is oddly disturbing and arousing at the same time. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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how it works ? im kind of dumb
i have glasses so ...
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It's easy, here's a tutorial to summon me
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HEY, THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS
I didn't write duel in latin u.u
No, you.. h-h-ow d-d-are you? YOU MONSTER that was hilariously epic tho
Bear rolls the dice.. It can be read "DESTROY ANYONE YOU WANT", well I guess this match his like Pokemon because.. I choose you ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ
yu ded, rip grill
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I think.. I think I could watch this for hours o_o
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I know I did. O.o
Omg, I'm doing it again.
Mmmm, pizza, why you so good to me?!
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But it's like the middle of the night (almost 4am) and also, I don't wanna move.. so no pizza for me right now :(
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I know that feeling.
I'm a nightowl, and everything is closed when I get hungry. :(
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Yeah, same here! I could go downstairs and get toast though. I think I might actually do that at some point :D
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Now I want toast. O.o
With raspberry jam.
I think this was your plan all along, to get me back for making you want pizza. :O
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:D now that you mention it... nope, I don't feel bad about what I've done >:D
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Well played, Elunes ... well played ...
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That's literally me right now. Well, minus the mustache and the weird hair.
(I went and got myself some toast, om nom nom)
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It's also me now. (and also minus mustache and weird hair).
No matter how hard I try to imagine it, this toast isn't pizza. -_-
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Very true. But it's way less effort to make some toast than to make pizza. And I'm.. usually suuuch a lazy person :P
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Well, I can't say I blame you for being lazy at 4am. :X
Toast was definitely a good idea, though. XD
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Only a sexy budgie can attract other sexy budgie.
What about millet?
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How do you make them disappear after you summon them?
Also, wait while I summon a bump. Thank you
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It can't be! I lost my summoning powers!!!!
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SUMMONING
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Funny, I looked up "Bear sex" and got entirely different image results.
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Comment deleted because bear is a @#~€*
edited to avoid drama
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Unacceptable. Are you sure you want to go down this path?
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yes, it was a leaked nude of bear with a human female... it was grusome and horrible, and also bear si a @#~€*
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also if by path you meant the use of the world "fag", well dont take it too seriously, i am just joking around, and i dont think the use of a word means anything
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Oh. Maybe you should have added a laugh track? Then everyone would understand how funny it is.
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God dammit, i hate social warriors i am insulting bears not homosexual people as a whole, and i am not saying that being gay is bad i am trying to offense bear god damn, not everything is meant to be an statement you know?
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at this point i dont know if you are being ironic or not, by you blacklisting me i take that you are actually ofended. to be clear by bear i mean the user "joawho" he is known as bear, and he is a fricking meme
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Leo! You should know better mate, if I called you a Curepís wouldn't you be offended?
Even if you weren't trying to cause offense, think before you use certain terms and then don't get offended if the other person takes offense:)
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Confused?
As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, i've made this. Yes, this is for you. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Previous 2015 Valentine's Summoning Thread Here
Disclaimer: I can't be summoned ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ
Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. Relationships may evolve from this but I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.
I will add more to the list thorough time!
Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
If you don't want to be included, do tell me and if I made a typo, please let me know.
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