Will my dick fall off?

No, only if you cosplay the French Revolution, butt-naked, with a mini-guillotine and are very clumsy and quite unlucky. Or have masochistic tendancies.

Not certain, but I do believe that being a male significantly increases your chances.

you can not touch mine you already broke yours

thanks for sharing the GA

It already has.

avoid eating gluten and you'll be fine, fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUJ2T66Iukc

yeh it will.

ty for the sacrifice.

Maybe

Most certainly not!

They (almost) all fall off in the end.

don't worry they grow back

If it does, just use duct tape, this will help for a few hours, then you just repeat the process as often as needed.

I chopped mine with a knife and it grew up again a few months later

Yes it will.

WE NEED MOAR DICK GIVEAWAYS!

who knows? Let fate decide

One less dick in the world :-P

If you eat gluten foods , it will fly off.

Maybe you should go see a doctor

Yes.

Ouch. Radiation is cruel. Always make sure to bring extra gas masks or this happens.

I would hope not.

It depends.

When it does, make sure to send it to Shagga son of Dolf. Last thing I heard of him was that his goats were starving.

It's a tricky question, but the answer is no. You ask "Why no?", well, You're a female creature and I think You should know it.

It will if I'm not the winner