Demotivational + Bundle-Remnant GA

I just saw an awesome video on Facebook. It's not in English so I won't post it.
It's a new narration of an existing commercial by a satirical fake newspaper. They take news and change it slightly to show the hypocrisy in society.
The video is for an insurance company that tells people how beautiful and diverse they are, but the new narration changes that message slightly. It tells how beautiful you are to them when you are young and healthy and don't cost them anything. How beautiful you are when you pay your monthly fees, or even yearly because then they get all your money already and they don't have to care about you for a whole year. How beautiful you are for being insured for dozens of things that you don't really need but that's not their problem. How unique you are, just like the number you really are, unique and nameless.

Thank you. I actually needed that pic. :D
EDIT: gimme a sec for the demotivational.

There you go.

Some might see this as romantic, but it's bullshit.

Imagine this:
You've found the perfect woman, not because she is actually perfect -she's quite the mess- , but because, after years of knowing eachother you have perfect synchronicity, mutual understanding, and can talk easily about anything, even that you are attracted to eachother and fantasise about eachother, you can even touch in a tender way and it still feels right to the both of you.
But she's living with the man she has a daughter with. You only get to walk away in the snow.

depressed bump :(