The fart have interesting smell under the shower
A jaguar walks into a car shop and the salesman says to him: "Hey, did you know there's a car brand named after you?"
The jaguar replies: "There's a car brand named Kevin!?"
That joke is so bad. I'm sorry
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punch line.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dicktator
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what is worse than a baby in a dustbin? a baby in TWO dustbins
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Finally a joke I knew, but still, black humor is the best humor! :D
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Sssshhhh, nobody needs to know the original title!
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Why will there never be a half life 3?
Because it got lost on page 10 of Google!
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Oh my, page 10, google is 6 letters, 10-6=3, HL3 CONFIRMED! That's why I love math, i can change the rules in it!
Or not?
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It's funny, because baby seals are too young for that!
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I found my calling through this gif:
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
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HAH GINTAMA! Katsura and Hasegawa are the bests! :D
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A guy's in a bar standing next to a girl with an amazing rack. Turning to talk to her, he says to himself, "Don't look at her breasts, don't look at her breasts, don't look at her breasts..."
She looks at him and says "Don't look at whose breasts?"
That was one of Neil Armstrong's favourite jokes, apparently.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
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Sorry, I'm a Biology student and I can't contain myself....
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Actually when the smart people talk about a retro virus in a TV show/movie, I imagine it like that, so yiss!
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
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Well i think this archievement was a joke xD
"You can't jump : No seriously, we disabled it." xD
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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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So I won a little game just now, and I want to create a giveaway, my fiiiirrrrsssttt whitelist stuff.
And you have to do one simple thing: write a joke into this topic! If i'll laugh, I'll add you to my whitelist.
Just kidding, I'll add everybody even if the joke is a pain in the potato.
And 5 days ago I even didn't know, there is a whitelist thing on this site.
The giveaway is here http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/mc9Nq/the-stanley-parable
The jokes are there I
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Good lllllluck!
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