Do you wanna build a snowman? (or be on my whiltelist?)
Yo mamas teeth so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...!"
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I was visiting an amusement park yesterday when I saw a potato looking like Smurfette. Unfortunately, I didn't take a photo... :c
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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There is not enough coffee in my pot to keep me going this monday
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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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im an engineer.
No, I dont get it.
Wifepwnedlisted
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Don't smoke, kids! Unless you're on fire. Then it's only natural.
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Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
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i usually can't think of something funny on will,funny stuff come out on their own so here is me for today
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This is a good idea. I approve, as well as support it.
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allu8h akbur
it took me like 11 mins to come up with this
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No snow here...
Would gladly be on your whitelist though ☺☺
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Wanna be on my potatolist? Then say something funny *or unfunny!
Potatolist gibeaway: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/dZj9x/fight-the-dragon
edit 2: At this point, you must have realised that everyone and anyone is getting whitelisted, regardless! lol...
edit 3: This is too much work.. xD
edit 4: RIP inbox
edit 5: Trying to whitelist as many as 'Potato Yes' Votes. Unfortunately, it keeps growing, and growing and growing... bloodys potatoes
meh... doesnt go above 99?
ma.. potato power is running out... 25 mo minutes pls potatopowa
Midnight! ggwp.
Morning! ROUND 2!
Edit: Random drop: P0HRFK-OEKGDM-T3YL7R-A-T-O (remove POTATO -- ALSO, tell us which game you got.)Final Edit: 200 ppl on potatolist :3
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