Name my Fire Serpent in CSGO - winner gets it all :)

The AK-47 | Dragon Lore :^)

The Best Way to Waste my Money!

Fire Sperment

The Slythering Cojones

"General-47-Colonels"
It's a play on words from the "your general-two-colonels" quote in "Austin Powers in Goldmember".

Oh! Another your mom one!
I bought this instead of your mom

And he's a good dirty one...
I could have blown $200 in your mom or on this, I chose wrong
or
I could have blown $200 in a hooker or on this, I chose wrong

Moist Dragon

hmmm

Womb Broom;
Steamin’ Semen Truck;

"Eater of worlds"

I Buy It Drunk :D

"Skins > Skills"

theRAPIST's Big Green Sex Machine Anihilator!

Call it MS Pain

"Do I make you horny?"
"Slang"
"Huge Slung"

"Full Clip into the Abyss"

Extinguisher of the Dirty Bananas.

The "fire" combined with penis analogies makes me think of STDs ...

Itchy Crotch? Infected Penis? Spicy Sausage? Burning Urethra? AK-STD? Golden Showerhead?

Sex Cannon? (Full credit to former NFL quarterback, Rex Grossman.)

If you want a Western reference, you can call it Pee Shooter instead of Pea Shooter.

They're all brilliant.

When you see this you are probably dead

Smell like fire

Have nothing to eat

YOU ARE DEAD

"I should bet it"

Bank Robber

Drop it like its hot

name it: "Worlds Destroyer" or "Over 9000 !" :D

Allahu Akbar ?

"My Anaconda Do"