You need a crew? Join to me.

What are your talents, life goals and super powers? Tell more about your mother.

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Dude, buy some friends.
There are cookies on the ship?
And whores?

You want to be my first mate on my ship?

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Ok, no jokes here. How the fuck you got so many games with gifting only 7? xD

I can't be your mate, too jealous of that incredible luck. xD

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Just luck. Group giveaway and I only enter low entries one.

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I like to draw, write, dance, and sing. The first two I can do very well, the third I'm yet to master, and the fourth cost me yet another crystal glass.

Therefore, if you need a human sonic cannon I can certainly sing and kill all your enemies! Plus, write an epic tale and draw it too afterwards (whilst dancing happily).

I also talk a lot of random stuff all the time and I basically feed on the souls of the people on these forums (that's why I'm always around).

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All of that talents sounds cool. And we need more pussies onboard!

Have fun with us! ;)

9 years ago
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Puurrrfect!

Also, don't pussies aboard bring bad luck? Double pun intended

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I'm good at cooking, so you will never be hungry again. ;)

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You know how to persuade a pirate! ;)

Enjoy!

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My mother is none of your business, son.

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I have to confess, I sucked the breasts of your wife.

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Haha, fail. I'm the wife.

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You are lesbian then. xD

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I'm really good at drifting away. Did you know that whenever you look at the night sky, you are actually not looking up but gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss and the only thing that's holding you in place is the gravity of our planet? Pretty neat.

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That sounds terrifying. I need more!!
Take a place and sit! ;)

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Im pretty good at wizardpoker

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Tell me more about that wizardpoker

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Well its poker for wizards and im sure u need a wizard!

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oh and also im the only one who can teach u how to be a wizard or play wizardpoker!

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I know how to be a Wizard. You only need to stary virgin at 30 yo.

Anyway, you are in! I want to learn wizardpoker.

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thx :)

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This topic reminds me of Bleach. That annoying Uliquorra something keeps saying nakama this nakama that lol.

9 years ago
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See One Piece then. Nakama is 20% of the script in the entire show. xD

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Same goes for Naruto and Hunter x Hunter.
By the way, i recommend you to watch Hajime no Ippo if you haven't seen it yet.

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Really nice anime, I love that kind of series, like Slum Dunk or Beck. ^_^
One normal guy who evolve on a really talented person.

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I can surf in the space like cows eating beans and potatoes. I'm right or I'm wrong?

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You're not wrong, you're just an asshole. But you are in. ;)

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Thonks

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I am really good at two things,.. First is getting my Nakama from trouble. Second is getting myself into trouble ^_^

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Sounds problematic. What the crew win with that?

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Are you kidding? This is a double win. First the crew is rescued from all trouble, and then the crew gets to swoop in and rescue the beautiful damsel in distress AndrejK and be heroes!

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The main thing is, that I will get into trouble for my friends,.. So you will never be alone when somethings go wrong ;)

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i can burp tha alphabet.

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Not bad, but you are on trial period. xD

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Nakadashi

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I don't know who is inside who. But you already are... in. ;)

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I can speak the language of geeks (programming, and binary)
Life goal, Be the geek king, and rule the world. All of them.
Super Powers: I can fly in dreams :P

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What programming languages you know?

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c++,c#,html(if you even count that as a "programming" language),lua, assembly code, Converting assembly to binary code, worked with python and sql. its been a long time but i have used css. and am wanting to learn java

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While( loyalty == true ){
you.in();
}else{
you.suck(myCock);
}

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here is some lua for you

While true do
loyalty = true;
Sleep(1)
end

loyalty for ever

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I can hunt people for you.

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But can you hunt hunter for us?

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Depends on his current status ?

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I don't know, I do the question. xD

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Well then ask me something :D

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Are you in?

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I think I am <3

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As for me... My super power are:

  • Everything i do, i do in other way than rest of the people,
  • Being able to sleep 18 hours in one "run" if i want to,
  • I'm so calm (or so called by others - lazy) that i often "leave my body" to wander elsewhere spiritually instead of common walking.
  • I can bring rain and/or disasters on other people with a single thought,
  • I'M JUST A FREAKING MASTER IN THE KITCHEN AND I CAN COOK EVERYTHING FROM LITERALLY NOTHING!
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How can you know you do something diferent from the rest of the worl? You got omniscience?

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Why do you even ask? Of course yes. Otherwise i would not be different from other people.

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But I know one guy who have ominscience. You are like him, then!

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I can remember all kinds of useless shit but forget actually important stuff, i also get lost easily and sometimes have a hard time find places even if specific directions are given. I got really good eyesight and l33t sniper skills. I'l only join if i you let me be the captain.

i even come with my own theme song

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That face is familiar to me. What's your name?

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Sogekingu!!

So am i in? If not i'l just take my 50000 followers and join another crew!

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Oky, but you are only the vice-captain.

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It's ok, with my 500000 followers i can replace you any time i wish.

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Talents: I can sing horrible. Guaranteed to scare away enemies!
Life goals: Swim and take selfies at Lake Hillier.
Super Powers: I can kill the Batman.

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We need you. Kill Batman is the second point of the day.

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First, who are you? You sound awfully familiar, you happen to be a Seaman?

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I'm the oposite of a seaman, I'm their nemesis, "The Seaman-eater".

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Excellent, without those sarcastic jerkbags I would be willing to join.
My special talent is to get angry easily over games and shout vulgar things towards other people.

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Cool, take a seat!

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What are your talents, life goals and super powers?

Talent I can swag more then "normal" people.
Life Goals Gain more Swag
Super Powers Do I really need to answer this one?

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How can you have Swaf when you writte properly?

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I dun hav "swaf" i gots many swags

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sounds legit

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I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

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Already have an STI hunter on the crew, sorry.

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Cool, call me when you obtain tha power.

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i already have your babies ! dont worry Malkev

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So are you pregnant?

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No, we need more members at Fairy Tail :P

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Are you one?

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Dunno what i'm applying for but will this dance get me in? :P

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We need to call some judges and make an "Gran line talents" show to know.

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I'm a neet so I don't have any talents, life goals or super powers anymore. :(

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Anymore?

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Well, I have a set of 7 transformations, I'm also a SUPER! cyborg, Can do skywalks, read massive stones (oh my) and have 3 awesome swords :)

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What are that transformations? Tell me more. (You are in, anyway xD)

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Well, the limit is our imagination! :)

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But... only 7 forms, that's not all my imagination. D:

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If you imagine more than 7 forms at a time, the emotion could kill you :)

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