You need a crew? Join to me.

What are your talents, life goals and super powers? Tell more about your mother.

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Dude, buy some friends.
There are cookies on the ship?
And whores?

HELL YEAH!

I started watching One Piece several days ago and it's awesome. I've only watched 76 episodes though :/

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I can sing so I could be the musician on the ship.

Life goals...travel a lot. I'm bored with my country so I'd like to experience something else.

About super powers...when I see cute cat girls my magic want gets longer and harder and later it casts a spell that can hit You in the eye. Perfect for blinding Your opponent .

My mother? Are You some kind of perv? Well if it's needed to join Your nakama then know that she bakes good cookies. And cakes. And other stuff. She basically bakes everything.

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I can testify, she baked Froggy, now he's some kind of king or something.

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76 eps only, you have a rly long way to go xD

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I know, but it's worth it :)

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Well, it's a different feeling for both of us I guess, it's worth without a doubt.

But I started to watch it since it came out, more than 10 years ago, it's alot of time following a serie ^^

Hope you have a good time.

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We need that magic! Insta-in!

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Talent: Strike terror into the very hearts of sharpsters, law-breakers, and criminals. Dual-wield .45 automatics.
Life goals: Defeat Shiwan Khan.
Super powers: The ability to cloud men's minds, telekinesis, and to get ripped off by the guys who created Batman.

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That sounds familiar to me... ok, wellcom aboard.

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I can do completely nothing and still be tired and exhausted at the end. My power is staying alive, I mean just look at me, I'm 17 and didn't die once in all that time! Now that's accomplishment. My life goal seems to be evading me currently. But I'm pretty sure it includes resting and not dying.

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WoW! Didn't die? That sounds amazing. In!

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My talents
My superpower
My life goal
and if you really must know....my mum:

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But... can you count to 3?

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Yup, to 3 thousand! :)

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That's a lot of number! Like over 9000!!! You are in.

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Well i can stalk everybody until they choose to marry me.
My goal is to marry Obama's Hamster

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Cool, we need you!

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I can burp really loud. I also have the ability to burn any food you give me withing 5 minutes if I'm in a kitchen.

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we already have a burpter, now we create a duo. Wellcome!

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Me and my cat throw the best surprise parties. I can also keep staring at a blank wall for weeks without even wiggling my jiggle.

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may i know what anime is this from?

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If only I knew.

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More pussies! Cool. ;)

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It depends if you call a plank on water a ship

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Are you trying to start a battle?

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I can flip tables (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ and then put them back up ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) and then FLIP THE SHIT OUTTA THEM (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ and then put the shit outta them back up (╮◉Д◉)╮┳━┳

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flipping intensifies

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How many tables at same time?

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All of them.

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Why if there are no tables?

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Not sure if you meant "What if there are no tables?"
But in that case, I'd just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all day.

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came for the whores. got disappointed. :(
no cookies though. want pie?

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Sure, go aboard!

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welcome to my crew back. :)
you may want to check it out.

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Find my Ace and my Merry
Get it? Ace? Merry?

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right in the feels, thanks for the tears

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Too soon

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My power is being invisible, but only when nothing is looking at me.

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Can you take a selfie to prove it?

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But if you're looking at it i'd be visible!

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So... are you naked in the selfie?

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My Goal Is To Become Dark Knight!
But I hope you'll forget so nobody will find out who I am...
WHERE IS GIVEAWAY? WHERE IS IT? WHERE DO YOU HIDE IT? YOU'D NEVER GIVE IT TO ORDINARY USERS! WHERE IS IT?

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Just search it with faith!

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I want my fish farm.
My talent is patience.
And for superpower: I know 6 languages.
=:)

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Wich ones? You are in, we need fish farmers!

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Like the real one. With salmon and staff. Got educated, just need time and money now.

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i will kick mingos ass, oh wait its already done

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Now we need someone to beat Kaidou ass so if you're up to the challenge^^

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no way no1 can beat kaidou he is kind of immortal

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Well, we already have one immortal on the crew. ;)

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yohohoho

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So... you are a developer?

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Developer of making new chryssalids by injecting a type of poison that quickly alters a body into becoming a host for progeny.

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Sounds like the standar developer to me. You are in! ;)

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What is your avatar?

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It is an abstract picture I found a long time ago. It remembers me about madness and my internal colors, I see it like a representation of the human soul.

I've been using it for my avatar for over 8 years and I was searching again the image over the Internet but I'm not been able to find it again anywhere.

This is my One Piece.

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It appears the artist's name is Kelli Ruback.

I digs, by the way.

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How you find it?
Dude, you are my hero! What's your name? My firstborn gonna take that name.

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I used my one and only superpower: being a stubborn, stubborn bastard. :D

My first name is Fucking, last name Metal. Fortunately the name works for either gender so your baby's good to go no matter what.

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Best super power.

And my son name gonna be Lord Fucking Master "Sea-men eater" D. Chimpanzee.

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That name is some l33t hax. It's like entering the Konami code at birth and will immediately make him the Pirate King.

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First, you need me so that Kartyl (http://www.steamgifts.com/go/comment/SGRHaij) has someone to speak Spanish with.
This should be enough reason to choose me, but, just in case it wouldn't be enought: I'm so ugly that the enemies take out his eyes when they see me. Rest of the time i use a mask like my avatar to dont scare our crew.

My lifegoal is to get money to pay a surgery operation

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But Kartyl only speak spanish if there are nobody speaking it, so you are removing a talent from him!
Anyway, you can in, I want to see your face!

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Ups! sorry, I didn't read the "no". Anyway i won't speak spanish near Kartyl. (:

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You can speak spanish with me. ;)

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Bien, así podremos contarnos chistes malos de jaimito el uno al otro.

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Insta-in!!!

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the talent is to watch 700+ episodes of scrolling faces and to store that shit on the hard drive. :<

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what is scrolling faces?

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They're so lazy to draw a shit that 50% of most episodes they scroll backgrounds or characters' faces...

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I like trains.

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Cool

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arigato? or even dome arigato?

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air gato?

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I know you already have people who talk spanish but, you know, i can make awkward conversations too!
thats my talent. My secret other talent is to sit for hours watching the history of how italy made friends with other countries.
My life goal is to be part of a mage guild and travel with my nakamas in super fun adventures! teehee

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Donde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca!

Ok, you are in. ;)

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My talent is being able to read comics for the whole day without getting tired. I can also speak Italian on comman. takes out mandolin
Oh, and this is the most important thing: I can make my tongue rotate almost 180 degrees. 2useful

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You make pizzas, spaguetti and icecreams? Of course you do! IN!!

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But of course! Pizza and torta for everyone to celebrate! Sanji-mode activated

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no

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Cool, smaller crew, better chances to get a gift. All the members says thanks. ;)

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