You need a crew? Join to me.

What are your talents, life goals and super powers? Tell more about your mother.

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Dude, buy some friends.
There are cookies on the ship?
And whores?

okama ?

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Your talent or life goal? Be more precise.

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Find a TeleTele no mi a fruit that could allow you to teleport everywhere

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Disappointment. I thought it was a fruit to watch Television anywhere.

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like a den den mushi with projector ?

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Maybe all den den mushi are akuma users.

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okamakamakamakamakama chameleon

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I'm gonna be the Pirate King.

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Looks like a common life goal nowadays.

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Impossible, you're not a stretchy rubber man :C

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I don't know what that means? what is happening?

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Maybe it's a trick. Maybe not.

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I can make the skull tattoo on my chest talk and dance.

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Sounds cool. You are in if you can make tattoos for all the crew.

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Oh, I've never made tattoos for anyone :O. Making the tattoo dance is more a skill of being able to jiggle my manboobs with my chest muscle...
But alright, I'm willing to try! :D

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Oh, that's even better! You are 100% in.

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No idea what that means. I'll be Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

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But the question is... you can lapdance?

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Legit to me. Welcome!

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Thank you!

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Is your cat smelly ? :O

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Yes, but it's not his fault.

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I want to be the best Samurai in the land and sea... Plus i will play the banjo like no other before me , Muahahaha

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You can play 3 banjos at the same time?

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Kaizoku Gari no Zaso, the triple Banjo threat.

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Cool, enjoy the party. ;)

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I wanna be a hokage and mamoru everyone...

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You already were inside. Anyway, we need ninjas to defeat pirates.

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Need to learn haki first :(

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Talents? I talk a lot and very fast D:

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Oh, cool. You are in. ;)

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Thank you :D

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talent? i can stay awake for days on end reading manga/playing video games and then go to sleep when i have responsibilities. super powers? i can sleep for up to but not limited to 12 hours and disappear when i have chores to do . my mom cooks delicious Indian food :D

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oh and i binge read one piece in one week and started to regret it when my life started falling apart because they release like 2 issues each month :(

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Looks like a nice talent. You can be the watchman. We'll leave a PC on the mainmast so you can stay awake for hours.

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its your boat called going merry?

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Nopes, it's called "Sea fucker"

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Jesus! Insta-in!

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Insta-in. We need more creepies.

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I'm a specialist in samurai robot dinosaur ninja nazi fights and also I mop floors when I'm not teaching snakes how to dance macarena

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We have a black jewess snake on board, there are a problem with that?

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my pungi can handle all types of snakes pause

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Cool. Let's start learning the macarena. ;)

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Cookies and whores? no thank you, .
now if you had some MEAT I'd join jou in a heartbeat

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But... you are already on the crew!! xD

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I was? alright, I call dibs on the aft cannon

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I'm gonna catch 'em all!

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STD?

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Well, there's a price for loving all the beautiful woman [Or man, if it's your thing] in the world

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I totes be the best Internet friend.

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Yes

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Good @ wasting valueable oxygen in closed rooms so i was told by friends, other than that, probably good at realizing things

this one, in the pic is on the house:

Just to get it straight, i'd rather twist your chibuki twice before joining a 2nd rate crew - so whats you're
nakama-qualification other than being a charitable goody2shoes in a country no one has ever heard of?

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I am friend of my friends, father of fathers, god of the independent republic of my home and love Rubik's cubes more than a normal person should love.

btw, not 2nd rate, the ship is second hand, but I'm just finishing the paperwork to put it on my name.

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Sugoiiii!!! taichoo watashi wa Dragoneito, I'm going to be the BESTO SUPAR ninja kenkiaku!

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Doraemon Takoyaki Mitsubishi Ramen Godzilla Kimono!!

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Sugoi = awesome
Taichoo = captain
Watashi wa = I am
Kenkiaku = swordsman

:)

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You will not go to sleep with without learning something new. =D

We need a translator. Looks like there are a lot of japanese people on the sea. In! ;)

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So am I not getting in the crew? :(

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Ups, sorry, you are in now. xD
We need a traslator I say. ;)

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Domo arigato gozaimasu!

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I am already your nakama, yous came here looking for boats and whores and casinos and Bender

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I love your shiny metal ass

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My talents: good in drinking rum
My Life Goals: hoard rum and drink it all day
My Superpower: my farts smell like rum

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what about your mother?

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my only relatives are rum

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You categoriza yourself as an alcoholic?

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maybe...

but maybe I'm just a spy trying to sneak into your crew

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An alcoholic spy?

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uhm..no... just a normal spy...

...with ninja moves, a broadsword and the ability to summon evil demons to fight my enemys!

I'm not acting silently for a spy btw.

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Ha! I got you! You are an spy!

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Damn it!

throws a smoke grenade and tries to hide behind a barrel

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I literally don't know what the f**k is going on here...This topic is like 41 century technology to me....

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From what century are you writing?

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Early 20th century before anime existed probably. That means he has the ability to send messages to the future, doesn't it?

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That's cool, but i need their confirmation.

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I can turn into powerfull dragon but only when no one looks at me. I can also talk Spanish but only when there are no other Spanish speaking people near me.

My life goals? Eh.. to sort my life out and stop vegetating ;_; that is actaully serious

My talents? I'm somehow good at everything. There are few more things but they are not really to be posted here. No joke.

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Can you take selfies when you are alone in dragon form?

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Unfortunately no. You see, in dragon form, my hand goes to the size of trex hands so it would look like this:

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Enough for me. in! ;)

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Nice!

So... uhm... I assume we will now form SteamGifts League? You now like Justice Leauge but better :D

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My super power is having no super power at all. I'm THE MEDIOCRE GUY, I'm average at everything. Never bad nor good at anything.

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trol lol lol no mi. Devil fruit who does nothing but stops you swimming in water.

You are in. We need people like you random citizen.

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I can stretch a part of my body...

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IN!

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No, clearly he means his eyebrows.

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Normally I'm standing idle watching others doing their weird stuff. But when I get attached to someone I become really cuddly and annoying creature. And I can eat people who annoys people that I like. Bc position of annoying pet is already taken.

My life goal is to get hoard of books. I work pretty hard on it.

And I think it's enough to say that I can fly and to breath fire. It's pretty common among my kind, but it's something extraordinary for you, humans. So it can count as super powers I think?

And my mother left me when I was still an egg. It was pretty traumatic experience and I'd like to leave this topic alone...

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I can shoot fire too.. from my ass if I eat food to spicy.

Cool, looks like you are the nerdy book guy/dragon. Welcome to the crew! ;)

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It means I can start to annoy you :P

But I can also work as personal heater during winter. I totally forgot about this one....

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Heaters gonna heate

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