This may be the last time you will ever see me here(Updated with journal!)

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Don't forget your banana.

Tough journey ahead.
Good luck.

So today, me and my buddies, John, Carl, Dolan the Dog, and João(which from now on will be called John2) left our beautiful homes to find answers that have been annoying humanity, since the born of humanity itself. And because it's since the born of the humanity, we started our big search in Africa.
And for the happiness of all, I was attack by Ebola. But after several hours of endless fight and pain, Ebola died. Who names Ebola to his monkey pet anyways? Later on, we found out exactly who he was and we were chased down by him, that was holding a weird shaped katana. But due starvation he was left behind pretty quick. We felt bad for him, so we cooked the dead monkey for him! I'm still not sure if he was insanely mad or happy.

In the middle of the Congo forest we met an ancient man from a ancient dead tribe. He showed us a book, that he claims to have all the answers to humanity. But only the chapter 1 was translated. It says that the meaning of life is 42. Now the rest of the book(something around 5000 chapters) is yet to be translated. Ha also said that he had only the volume 1, and the rest of the of the collection is missing somewhere in India. India here we go!

What kind of traps? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I saw a TV show which is basically what you're describing. On a tour around my country trying to meet couples here and there as a main objective. And other "side missions", concretelly 100 things all the 4 guys on a van wanted to do.

dont do that, its insane!

Last bump everyone. I hope you all entered my secret GA, that is obviously Bad Rats.

Also, in India, a punch of women, burnt the rest of the collection due the chocking explicit content of women's mind.

But worry do not! We also discovered that there is an ancient temple somewhere hidden in the Himalayas that is written in wall everything we were looking for! But better wait for next season, because winter is coming, and it must be cold at the mountains. Also John2 fears high places, and Dolan needs to go home to take a piss.