THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE READING THIS

  1. !roulette is a tool built into ArchiBot (yes, the 2hu bot you keep hearing about), and is a virtual gun with 6 bullets, with just 1 being deadly. Every shot increases chances of giving you the deadly bullet (which basically means getting kicked).
  2. This was all just some friendly fun, and was not an attempt at scamming anyone out of giveaways. We don't need party poopers spewing hate.

Now have fun making fun of me for trying to have some fun... and failing...


THE SETUP

GR: Madu
GR: What are the odds you will roulette yourself out in 1 try?
RA2lover: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
RA2lover was kicked by ArchiBoT.
ArchiBoT: Unfortunately RA2lover did not survive the roulette!
RA2lover entered chat.
RA2lover: statistically, 100%.
GR: I dare ya
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: Revolver clicks, but nothing happens!
Archi: 1/5
GR: Guess I was wrong.
RA2lover: ok, 50%
GR: And so were you.
Ekaros: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: Revolver clicks, but nothing happens!
Archi: 1/4
GR: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: Revolver clicks, but nothing happens!
Archi: 1/3
GR: Who wants to try?
RA2lover: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: Revolver clicks, but nothing happens!
Archi: 1/2
GR: Madu
FakeNameOF: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
GR: Now bet
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: Revolver clicks, but nothing happens!
Archi: 1/1
GR: OH WOW
Archi: next shot is deadly
GR: xD
GR: Wait wait
GR: Dont waste it.
GR: I have something in mind
Archi: it basically always works the same
Archi: when loading
Archi: random bullet is deadly
GR: No not that
Archi: and current bullet is random
GR: i wanna trick someone into a bet
GR: :D
RA2lover: oh you so evil

CONVINCING AMBIDOT

01:43 - GR: Ambi.
01:43 - ambidot: hi
01:43 - GR: You got time to step into a chatroom?
01:43 - ambidot: depends which chatroom
01:43 - GR: 2hu
01:43 - ambidot: ok...
01:43 - ambidot: why
01:44 - ambidot: i have a horror game to play here
01:44 - GR: :(
01:44 - GR: Well, actually
01:44 - GR: I wanted to place a bet on you getting kicked first try.
01:44 - GR: Not the way you think
01:44 - GR: By roulette command.
01:44 - GR: 6 bullets, one deadly.
01:44 - ambidot: ok
01:44 - ambidot: do it
01:44 - ambidot: let's go
01:45 - GR: Wait
01:45 - GR: IF you win, you give us a gib.
01:45 - GR: If I win, I make a gib.
01:45 - GR: Wanna do it?
01:45 - ambidot: i can't give you a gib
01:45 - ambidot: i'm not a member of the group
01:45 - GR: Yeah make one xD
01:45 - GR: Invite only.
01:45 - GR: :P
01:45 - ambidot: oh
01:46 - ambidot: only if you'd make a gib i want, that i can access
01:46 - GR: Of course.

THE RESULT

Archi: so with eery consecutive click
Archi: chance for deadly bullet increases
Archi: from 1/6 to final of 1/1
Archi: but gun can fire at any moment
Archi: 1/6, 1/5... and finally 1/1 if you're extremely lucky
GR: OK Im convincing ambidot
Archi: the chance of surviving 5x !roulette is quite low though
GR: I bet that he would be kicked.
Archi: it's basically
GR: He bet he wont
GR: Whoever loses, makes a gib.
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: ask for 5 GTAs
GR: Invite only
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: and gib away
Archi: 5/6 4/5 3/4 2/3 1/2
GR: OK, he is coming
GR: Prepare to get a gib from him :P
ambidot entered chat.
ambidot: so what's this bet you're talking about
GR: OK. Ambi
GR: Type !roulette
ambidot: any restrictions on the gibs?
ambidot: yours or mine?
GR: Nope
GR: Just invite only.
GR: :P
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: inb4 Bad TArs
ambidot: you're just going to make a Poop in your Soup giveaway
GR: Wut no...
GR: You know what I would gib
ambidot: i have no idea
GR: Quite well.
GR: Oh
GR: NVM then
GR: Just !roullete
GR: Woops
GR: !roulette
ArchiBoT: Loading the gun...
ArchiBoT: Aaaand...!
ArchiBoT: The gun fires!
GR was kicked by ArchiBoT.
ArchiBoT: Unfortunately GR did not survive the roulette!
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: cough 20 GTAs cough
ambidot: should i roulette now?
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: wait
GR entered chat.
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: GR
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: YOU
GR: Wow.
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: FUCKING
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: IMBECILE
GR: I KNOW RIGHT?
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: YOU SET IT UP
ambidot: i thought i was supposed to pull the trigger
MaduRUDE Sandstorm: AND FUCK IT UP
GR: Im laughing my ass off.
GR: Srsly.
GR: That was the stupidest fail I've ever seen.

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Am I stupid?

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Yes.
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hu? or me.

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as fun as that time Zed fed Talos to bot

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All the setup, then fail...

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Good job! :D

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I laughed so freaking hard. You guys are hilarious. :'D

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That's why you should always use "*" to correct typos.

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This gif feels naked without BL/WL symbol xD

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You played yourself like a damn fiddle.

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lmao. This is just precious. ambidot's "Should I roulette now?" is so fucking perfect there haha.

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Haaaaaa Haaaaaa points at OP

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LOOOL

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Thanks for immortalizing this epic fail, OMG gags, just wow... LOL

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I laughed once again. Old Golden 2hu memes.

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