What is the strangest dream you have ever had?

Why should i tell u?

A dream where the alphabet had invaded earth.

The strangest dream i ever had was a ménage à trois with the chick i had a crush on back in the day, along with her best friend from back then.

Funny thing, this was like 5 years ago or so and i'm pretty much her best friend right now. And no, i didn't get friendzoned by her, i did it to myself.

EDIT: Nightmares would be a different thing, the one that messed me up real good was when i was having a nightmare i was exploring the ocean in a small-size submarine and suddently it gets torn apart by a huge shark, i manage to get out of the submarine just to end up as fish food. Basically the moment i was about to get eaten alive, i woke up and was sweating alot.

Had a dream. Woke up. Told my friend about my dream. Woke up again. Realized I'm having a dreamception. (sorry for my bad english)

I had a dream I was king. Woke up, still king.

Had a dream that a Giant Elephant(at least 3 times the size of a normal one) was coming towards my house. In my dream I was screaming, but I woke myself up to some kind of grunting/whining noise I was making.

Don't remember but probably include a lot of hardcore sex and some revenge fight ...
BTW my zodiac sign is Scorpio XD

Most dreams I have make some sense..... Like based on how many people are saying it, sex dreams aren't really weird.... I know I've had some weird dreams, but almost all the dreams are explainable. The weirdest dream I can remember is when I was little and I was sick I would normally have a dream thing where it was like I was in some kind of sport game thing involving the lines and stuff on the ceiling. I would like bounce off of one side and if I missed my target it would be kinda like a crowd making a disappointed noise in the background. Then if I made it where I wanted there was like cheering. I know that probably doesn't make much sense, because it doesn't make much sense to me, but that's I guess why it's strange.

Having sex with someone

Hmmm...I can't recall quite well.

There was one where some kind of game involved running the sliding underneath bathroom stall doors. There was a trophy balanced on top of stalls and somehow we were competing for it.

There was one in which I recall looking up at the stars, then the stars began to streak into nice, clean lines like the opening to a film done by Saul Bass.

There was once a dream where I looked at a wall and it was filled with those patterns you get when you close your eyes and press down on them. Those kind of glowy patterns. Then I looked outside and watched a parking garage with a huge satellite dish on it blow up and collapse.

There were a few that involved tidal waves of bugs flowing down a grand staircase in a similar manner to red carpet in a cartoon.

I have had dreams of simply browsing Steamgifts and receiving shitty troll trade offers. I think some guy once offered a few crates, a ref, and some spare weapons for my strange festive sniper rifle, so I opened the trade offer and declined it with "lol no" but then I realized I don't have a strange festive sniper rifle, so I woke up.

There was this one time where I was holding a PSP that somehow allowed me to fly. I don't even own one in real life. I spent about 45 minutes in the dream trying to find the PSP again because our group lost one so I had to walk everywhere. It was awful.

I had a dream once where I woke up in my room, except it was even messier than it normally is and someone was sitting on the floor amongst the mess. I probably asked them a question. I don't recall.

There may have been one dream involving an elevator with no walls. I don't recall.

I know for sure there was a dream where I got increasingly annoyed at someone for being an idiot and making a mess, to the point where I was going to punch them, then right as I brought my fist up I woke up and nearly punched my sister in the face. That was dangerous.

There was one where I was walking into the garage and this annoying kid kept bothering me but then I got stuck in the doorframe between the house and the garage like one of those glitches in open world games, and this kid kept freaking talking so I kept rubbing my hands together until I woke up for some odd reason. I have no idea why I did that.

I can't think of any more at the moment.

I've had many strange dreams as we all have. Don't remember most but one I do remember that was quite odd is someone shooting me in the back of the head. I somehow knew i was dead, yet I was still conscious. Just i couldn't move. After I was shot I fell into a river in front of me and just floated down the river. Wasn't scary at all, but just peaceful as i floated dead along the water.

best topic of stemgift, very nice.

Me falling off a building.

i had alot but recently i dreamed playing titanfall!!!!

it was the night after iplayed beta for the first time...(not much recent ...)

i was walking in the street suddenly ran to the middle of the street where my titan was going to land with a pistole in my hand..... embarked my titan and when titan screens was turning on after the last one ...i woke up.....

I had one the other night: I was in high school again just minding my own business when all-of-a-sudden, a giant, clear, vibrating, atom-looking thing started destroying the world with tornadoes and stuff. Then, while everyone was screaming and running for their lives, some girl walks up to me and slaps me. After that I woke up, thought that was a weird ass dream, and was just staring at the ceiling when my blanket started moving and tried to kill me. Woke up again, that time I made sure I was actually awake by throwing my blanket across the room.

Jesus Christ, everyone here has such tame dreams, I feel like if i answered properly it would be like answering "Blood Orgies" when someone asks you about your guilty pleasures and everyone else answered something like, chocolate or coffee or something...

I had one last night I was camping with my dog on a frozen lake and white walkers attacked

Last dream I remember is about a giant spider(about 1m tall and 2m width),the kind that has extremely thin and long legs,was standing on the wall right next to my bed. Shit was so realistic I woke up screaming and covered in sweat. Couldn't go back to sleep for a few hours.
I'm not even Australian.

I often have gruesome dreams, i can't recall many of them atm except for this one:

I was at a lake or something, i just killed someone his body was still floating on the lake next to me where i was washing off the blood i had on me. Then i started to look around and there was someone who was watching me inside a nearby bush. When he saw i spotted him that guy started running away and i started chasing him. the weird part now, i was naked the whole time and i was feeling my balls dangling around when i was running like it was real.

I usually have wierd ass dreams. I remember one that i did many years ago, i was home and i was going back to my room. Suddenly i see Dark Vador from Star Wars in front of the front door. He just gets his lightsaber out and stabs me right in the hearth o_o

Realistic dreams where I don't know if they really happened years ago or not.

Dreams sucks. Sleep paralysis is the shit.

I had 2 nannies that were young, sexy and naked. One of them told me to go to bed and I slept between them, tits of the one that was below me worked as pillows.

I was 9 or 10 years old when I had that dream. :P

-:- weirdest dream till now -:-

• a random night in the Summer of 2011 - I dreamt that there was an attack of dinosaurs in my town, for somehow i knew that i was dreaming. I tried to open my eyes but it felt like they were locked, then i thought what if i get eaten by a dinosaur i can wake up. So i was hiding and looking for a dinosaur to kill me. Then i found one. With all the fear i can still remember i ran shouting to the dinosaur to kill me and then it found me. With all the force i still had i ran into him and he killed me, then i woke up all shouting and my parents next to me. Till then this was the weirdest dream I've ever had, for some reason i have never dreamt any more about dinosaurs for all I've known. If somebody knows why i could 'control my dream' comment down below :) P.S. Thanks for reading.

I kept dying over and over again in the same way for the whole night (Drowning in a boat accident)