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What is the most illegal thing to do that I can do legally?

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MiraCZ

Hm? Any ideas?

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Fammit

Drive 5 MPH over the speed limit?

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Member

Have you lost your mind?
Dude what is wrong with you...

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KungFuActionJesus

Are you trying to make the world descend into anarchy?

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Ekaros

That depends on what speed limit? ;D

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Zomby
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I suggest you don't try that on a military base.

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iamjellyman

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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Milan22

Kill a person.

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Mertaan

Yeah... That's not legal.... You should talk to someone.

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cams02

Just do it perfectly, don't leave evidence.
You're innocent and didn't do anything illegal until proven guilty right?

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Milan22

Or you can join the army.

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Lezz

that is correct, is always legal to kill in the name of 'murica! (or any other country starting wars in foreign countries)

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Ekaros

You just need to be president or member of some government organization... Then murder is perfectly okay...

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SpiderOnSA

Maybe this is an abortion reference? Like at what point is the little parasite a viable human? (Answer: after 2 years of employment)

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Dukaduka1k82

Smoke marijuana in Colorado or Washington state, pot is still federally illegal.

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webbbrandon4

^this

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LilaGeist

They recently declared that they won't interfere with state laws though, and that in states that decide to allow it it is 100% legal.

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Nepherius
  1. Get Rich
  2. Hire an Army of Lawyers
  3. Do anything you want, the lawyers will make it sound all legal
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aramis07
  1. No matter how rich you are lawyers are going to get you broke.
  2. Lawyers are dicks.
  3. Don't talk about fight club
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twistedmetalero

clicky

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Tzell

So just about any big firm ever? :P

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dennism

Smoke weed in Amsterdam then sign up for a drug test and fail.

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DeathMaster

Smoke weed in Amsterdam while fucking a hooker.

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Crizyz

What's illegal about that? The only thing that comes to my mind is that it might be illegal to smoke at the hookers working place.

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DeathMaster

True that you could technically not smoke at her(/his?) brothel for it's a place where they practice their job. Dutch laws are a joke.
The illegal thing simply is him being a Czech, he can't do it there but he can do it here.

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GerardinHo

"Practice their job"... I see what you did there.

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psyOPs

join the army and shoot foreign kids. american soldiers seem to get away with this all the time.

but whatever you do, don't use wget!

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poXyz

Dox someone ddos'ing you and shut off there power for the weekend.

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telly23

Maybe this can give you some ideas...

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DickusBiggus

Me in different states.

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viaI

Eat 10 whole nutmegs and after 8 hours drink a bottle of cough medicine that has dextrometorphan in it. Then one hour after that go have a conversation with a police officer.

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mRevan

If it isn't illegal then it can only be legal.

So nothing.

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Necroblight

I only like paradoxes when it's a game company.

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Ekaros

Investment banking...

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10uROnLy

who are you the dea??

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w3sk

Be gay in russia?

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wauwi90

ouch.

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TheGreenFairy

Have sex with 15-year-olds?

Kinda legal here though...

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marco93perry

politics

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cowbell

Say the Holocaust never happened?

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SuniKox

How is it posibble to do something illegal when it's legal?

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Milena

Steal some snacks and pay later(?)

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SteveLynx

everything, as long as you´re far enough out on a boat in the ocean, no laws apply to you, but watch out, the same goes for whoever is out there with you.

so that doesn´t really protect you if you piss anybody or any country off, like real bad.

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cowbell

Redistribute half your check to welfare sponges in the name of Socialism?

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tenosuke75

use morphine after having a car crash

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Lezz

piracy

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Closed 11 years ago by MiraCZ.