Whose **** do I have to suck to win something around here?

No less than the number of entries you've got. I almost feel sorry for your mouth.

a female spotted hyena's.

GTFO.

Exactly 32 dicks. In a row.

I can't find the hidden giveaway.

Please...

Over 9000!

Here's some corks, have at it.

Well I guess If you offered anyone irl to suck his ding dong you would earn ehough money to buy yourself a game or two on your own :>

Since each giveaway is an independent Bernoulli trial with a small chance of winning and you have entered many giveaways, we can approximate your overall wins with a Poisson model with a expected rate of 1.33 (in your profile). The chance that you have won 0 giveaways is 26.45%.

Hmm..that doesn't seem all that unlikely now once you apply some basic statistics.

RNGesus

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

If you're seriously, then I'm jokingly.

No hidden giveaway. Waste of time thread.

Guy in red's

I was expecting a hidden giveaway... disappointed by the lack of it. :(

Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!

:(

Seriously U suck

Youre seriously what? Are you seriously serious?

patience, young grasshopper.....

To win you must surmount 3 tests!

First you must drink from the mug of randomchancyness, then when you finally do win a game, you'll know what to thank.

obviously everyone's