I'm bored, make me laugh, you may win something [ENDED]

lets dance

Am I doin' it right?

So it's two yellow submarines sitting in a tree eating chairs. A camel walks by and the two submarines ask him if he wanted to eat chairs with them. And the camel says : Sorry, I can't. I'm a hairdresser".
Best joke I've ever heard. Still makes me laugh when I hear it :D

What does a IT guy do when he sees a nice girl ?
He starts to seek USB port...

:P

I dont think they posted this one yet.

Where Dreams Go To Die

this-(Translation:"Barking:0,2 euro/15 sec...I also accept cigarettes")
and this

bub bubs

banana

Typhoon in Japan

Funny goes here

Three Minute Song

hmmm

k

Do you even lift?

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Where does the king keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Ba dum ch!

What kind of shoes does a person with two left feet wear? FLOP-FLOPS! Ba dum ch!

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? ELEPHINO! Ba dum ch!

I have a retarded sense of humor, I'm sorry. =/
(The last just doesn't translate to text well. Punchline is El if i no)

I was at PlayBlink.com searching for giveaways and some guy on the chat asked a question:

neow1: Guys i cant get it, i bought indie gala and cant see my keys, i used to veiw chrome, mozilla, and IE some help? Thanks.

daraya: Try in Opera ;)

neow1: ok

neow1: dont works..

Here is one of my favorite joke.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

"Hold on to your nuts, this ain't your average blow job"

You look hot.

Well if that made you laugh...Laugh at this. http://funforfuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Funny-Donkey1.jpg

Hai

Oh yes, my swag

While I'm here, do any of you have any ideas on what to teach my midget? While at the park, pelicans always hurt my midget. He knows wrestling, which comes naturally to them, but that doesn't seem to work on pelicans. If anyone here knows what I should teach my midget in forms of defense, please post a reply as to what to teach him. Thanks!

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