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Superman - he already makes decisions without thinking about them, lies constantly to protect himself instead of others, has no clue about how laws work and is a blatant jingoist who doesn't care why his government asks him to do things. He's fits the status quo perfectly.

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He doesnt have super-powers, But the Punisher would fit the president function (judge/jury/executioner)...

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Spiderman.

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Squirrel Girl.

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YES

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one million times yes

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Zapp Brannigan

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Han Yolo

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not really a superhero, but if I had to choose any comic book character, SPIDER MOTHERFUCKING JERUSALEM

is the only rational choice.

straight up superhero wise though, nothing beats booster gold. NOTHING.

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Aquaman. Why? Lacking the powers of most superheroes, his ego is unlikely to control him.

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also, he's the king of the sea.

america now has dominion over the ocean.

fuck yeah aquaman.

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My list of presidental canidates.

Phil Ken Sebben

Plastic Man

The Question

Captain Caveman

Booster Gold

Major Glory

Bob, Agent of HYDRA

William Joseph "B.J." Blazkowicz

And just because I want to see him give a campaign speech... Etrigan

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Hulk, no one goes to war with him.

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Lex Muthafucking Luthor. Who wouldn't vote for a guy who took 40 cakes? That's as many as four tens, and that's wonderful.

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Mr. Incredible!

Me: I wanna see something amazing, I guess...

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Frank Castle would sort stuff out by scrapping all laws and replacing it with the Clint Eastwood rule: if Dirty Harry would shoot you for it then don't do it.

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This most likely doesn't qualify as a superhero, but I'd go with the mask, just for lolz

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the sentry. roflmao

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Doctor Manhattan.

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Maybe Elijah Snow or The Great Machine

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Dolan.

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Power rangers? :3

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Nope.avi

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Terminator!!! Ohoo wait he was already Governor, and with all his scandals probably he wont be back!!! May be heros are best suted for games and movies than for real life... Hasta la vista baby.

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Captain Hindsight

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