We now understand what GABEN is working on! He is attempting to create a time portal to the past so he can let Valve conquer the computer market so the HERESY of EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft may be defeated, thus preventing a cataclysmic war between the powers in the future that exterminates mankind due to EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft launsching nuclear warheads to stop the launch of Half-Life 3!
While the enemies of steam still draw customers, there can be no peace!
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Who knows what world war video games could cause in the future? Prepare yourselves! Ready the bunker! Reinforce the gate! INCOOOOOMIIIIIIIING!
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GabeN was born in 62, so he created Steam at the age of 7 in his mind (very clever). He then replied to a mysterious thing as a developer, and left it encrypted in the code. It was left unsealed until this very day. I am the Prophet, I will bring Half-Life 3 to half-life, thus it will never be released.
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We're not in 2014, WE'RE IN 69!
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This isn't a fake editing, see for yourself! It should be the second most helpful review.
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