What do hobos eat?
po taters
What do you call a potato hell bent on world domination?
a dictater
What would you call a Russian potato launched into orbit?
spudnik

That's all I got. Enjoy your day.
lol if I sat around long enough I could probably come up with some more I am song lyrics

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Are you feeling good today?

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I am....a man of constant sorrow
I am....smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
I am....whatever you say I am and if I wasn't then why would I say I am
I am....an antichrist
I'm....so happy cause today I found my friends, they're in my head

Okay, I wonder if anyone's old enough for this one...

Why did the king tell the princess that she couldn't marry Howard Cosell?
Because she's of royal blood, and he's only a common-tater.

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haha

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I love the dad joke level humor XD

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that's a good one, have to remember that one
spec tater haha

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The spudnik one made me giggle

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:)

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Why did special agent Potato go undercover?
to get to the root of the problem

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What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry

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or tater tot

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Yes! Love tater jokes

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seriously missed the opportunity of adding I am the table

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Oh man I have never seen that before, I wonder what was going on for that to be made. I gather it's just an excerpt from an actual song but till pretty odd lyric lol

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even in context it's still fairly odd, and many memes were made of it at the time!
the problem is that the song is decontextualised from the concept album it's in, which strips it of all its meaning "in the whole picture"

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haha that certainly is different, and Lou Reed hm

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