Portal: perpetual gifting initiative [consolation prize included]

Alright, I'm boarding a plane to Hamburg in a few hours. Why? To save the world, of course. But never mind that -- my time is limited, is all I'm saying.

So I'll keep it short: it's another round of the Perpetual Gifting Initiative, where I give away both Portal games (separately and together) when there's a sale on. And boy, do they go on sale often. It's like Valve knows I'm doing this. Without further ado:

• Portal
• Portal 2
• Portal 1 + 2

Don't enter for the bundle if you already own Portal 1 or Portal 2. You can enter for all three if you don't own either Portal game (though you can't win all three, obviously).

Something something consolation prize for the Portal owners. There, just pulled that out of a big hat. It's got thermal discouragement beams!