hi i just joined this site but lets get to the man poiont. i hear their are lots of sexy gamer girls here. i want one. so if your sexy gamer girl. POST IN THIS THREAD. please. thank you. if you are not sexy gamer girl. do not post. and dont try to trick me ether. if you posted and are not sexy gamer girl. i will report ur pethatic ass for trying to trick me. plus youd be a huge loser as well. lol
i know what u are thinking. why should i date you. well i will tell you. i bench 420 pounds. i am nice. AND I AM SUPER BUPHHH. i could kick the asses of all the guyz here. lol. and i will if you want me to. ;)

enough about me though. more about you. please post below with ur pics. lezz clothing teh better. ;D. you can post about ur hobbies and about you i guess to. but that doesnt really matter. lol
also IF NO PIC THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. so please remembder to post pic. and if you are dude then i will repot you. that simple.

thank yu for you're time. i look forward to meeting all you potential girlfriends.

edit: p.s. please post befor 8/25 1 pm PST.


8/25

I'm actually shocked how many people thought this was real. There was a (poorly) hidden giveaway actually on this thread. I recommend reading this thread. To the people who thought I was serious, thanks for making it so entertaining lol. Also thanks to the people who were playing along. :p

10 years ago*

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I b ur gurlfrnd, my favrite hobby is sex <3

10 years ago
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i liek ur hobbi

added mii? we can go practic dat gam. ;)

10 years ago
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I just want to inform you all that 12 hours ago i came to steamgifts and saw this thread, the resulting effect on my body from uncontrollable laughter resulted in a trip to accident and emergency of which i have only just returned from, I would like to remind everyone that the Loneliness of the thread author nearly killed me, Now if you dont mind i am going to contemplate my life.

That is all....

10 years ago
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I volunteer, please take me, I can do some crazy shit and are very bendy.

10 years ago
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This is no dating site dude -.- Come on

10 years ago
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I want to see hot nudes in here. Now post plz

10 years ago
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If you're not a troll, I don't know what is

10 years ago
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Lol at "bench 420", that was good

10 years ago
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Soup!if i got dem one of the gamer girls i would literally just give away all my keys! no doubt i would make a competition.

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10 years ago
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You say your nice but judging from the post overall you seem like a douchebag.

10 years ago
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+1

10 years ago
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Must not post a troll post, must not, simply must not /me cringes

10 years ago
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2 sexy 4 U sorry!

10 years ago
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well i was listening to a song and viewed the gif the woman seems to be dancing to the song...

10 years ago
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why would you do this???
scarred for life XD

10 years ago
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I bet she gives a great gummer.

10 years ago
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I am not going to search that!! I have a hunch I'm not going to like whatever I might find XD

10 years ago
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Here is my photo. 100% real, no photoShop, this is exactly what I lOok like. I hope you'Ll appreciate countless hours of my VEry hard work which I had spenD to create this photo for you.

real life not stolen photo

10 years ago
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lmao, looking for gf, post applications here?

Good luck with that.

10 years ago
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Oh meh gurd bra yaur grummar ys sos graet. Hahaha no but seriously, get a life.

10 years ago
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Hell, this one is definitely on my wishlist ^^ Ty so much for this :)))

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10 years ago
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lel

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I can gift you a game, but only if you are a girl. You have to prove to me you are a girl I don't care how.

lel #kek

10 years ago
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juzt so u all no. my dad owns steamgizftz 4 so r u trickerers not doing the pics and stuff.
u will b bannd.

10 years ago
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yeah right.

10 years ago
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I met his dad, its serious.

10 years ago
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Remember that time your dad lifted the car and saved the cat?

10 years ago
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Yea, but how many pdz yr dad bench? Mb I be hiz gf!

10 years ago
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i bench 420 pounds
Are you a Sonic fan?

10 years ago
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there's always chloroform...

10 years ago
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I wonder, what will happen after 8/25 1 pm PST?

10 years ago
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someting magical

10 years ago
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O,o wow i hope you're trolling...
You seems to be desperate for getting a girl and that's heavly unsexy plus you target the sexy ones pretty explicit which can make girls think you care mainly about body than emotions\feelings...

TL:DR: you made your situation worse by posting this

10 years ago
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Dude do you even bench 420 pounds?

10 years ago
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he prob cant even bench 240 poundz

10 years ago
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I can bench 24 lbs!

10 years ago
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I can sit on a bench and lift my money to count it, sometimes to the exact amount of £24

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I, with all my being, hate rap music something fierce and I also don't smoke marijuana, (even though my Doctors have told me I should, for pain, and besides, it's still illegal here), but Snoop is a Goddamn LEGEND

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He seems like a nice dude, actually talks to fans and stuff, some dude posted a shot of some really top grade buds and he was asking where he was at, guess he wanted to go chill with random instagram guy lmao...I always found him humorous, I like hip hop, not a big fan of his music but in general he seems pretty nice.

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o,o why i would need to bench 420 pounds...

10 years ago
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Then why comment? He is gonna kick your ass now, run....!

10 years ago
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How you going to win against someone who can bench 420 pounds?

10 years ago
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Police police police police police police police police! (Perfect Grammar) :D

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I'm always fond of "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo".

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