This is Kamperfoeliestraat.

This is RandstadRail 2 train to MCH Antoniushove. The next station is Valkenboslaan.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to Kraayensteinlaan. The next station is Laan van Eik en Duinen.

Math pickup lines:

Geometry: 
- I don't mean to be obtuse, but you're "acute" girl.

Algebra 
- Are you the square root of two? Cause I feel irrational when I'm around you. 

Trig 
- I wish I were cos^2(x) and you were sin^2(x) so together we'd be 1. 

Calculus: 
- I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. 

- My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
- My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
- I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. 
- Would you like to see my log? 

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