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Third giveaway. Instead of thanking me, tell a blonde joke.

Thanks alot!

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office
and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams,
and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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HAHAHAHA

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Thanks ;)

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Thanks

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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Nice one

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THX

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TY

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than-q

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thanks

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Thank you!

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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.

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technically this is a brunette joke xD..

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How do you break a nose on a blonde without touching her?

Show your dick under a glasstable

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Thanks

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

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Ha

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thanks :D

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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HAHA

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Thank you!

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why do people have blonde hair?? because chuck norris pees on them.

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Thanks so much!!! :D

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What do you call a bald blonde? Nothing, she is just a stupid lady. Shit isn't it?, the blonde woman thought i was a genius for making it though.

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Thanks

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thanks

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