Hello, I'm chicken and I had a problem with earlier installments of the Civ franchise. ("Hello, Chicken.")
I kept coming back and finally earned my six month token during last week's meeting. (Precisely appropriate level of applause.)
Onto which I have engraved a steam code for Civilization V. (Confused muttering.)
Which I threw in a wading pool full of mayonnaise. plink (Muttering intensifies)
And there are only two whiffle-ball bats in opposing corners of the rec center. (Muttering turns dark)
Now. (lights go out, chairs scrape)