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This is a true story about what happened to me few years ago. This is a story about a boy in love. A boy and his faculty advisor.

At our school we had we had faculty advisers that are asigned to students acording to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internship/employment, etc. My adviser was this really hor chick named Jenny Collins and i assure you she was pretty hot. She was in her late twenties and she;s only been at the school a few years. Anyway, i have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internship and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so i went to see Ms. Collins. That's where the trouble started.

Firstly i walked into office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So i awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.

"Oh, hey, what are you eating?"
"Salmon, i love it.I eat it practically everyday"
"Just salmon. That's pretty weird." Why the hell did i say this?
"Oh well, i don't know.I try to eat healthy, natural foods....you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff"
"Yeah, i like food to." /facepalm

Man, i was so nervous.Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what i registered in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:

"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is...."collinsissexy"

Oh damn. I completely forgot that i put that as a password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was i thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before i finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as i walk out of the door she says:

"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself"

I was so freaking embarrassed i wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.

-She was eating Salmon
-She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey
-She told me that i might want to bear in mind what kind of things i want to keep to myself

Ms.Collins was a bear disguised as a human.

Immediately, the bear saw that i seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office a if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out of the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While i fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way.Cars veered of the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building, a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I manuevered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swath through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which i could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.
Needless to say, i made it safely back home and it was the best day ever!

That story sounds like my childhood.

13 years ago
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The story is amazing, thanks

13 years ago
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Cool story, Bro!

13 years ago
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Seems legit.

13 years ago
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Cool story bro.

13 years ago
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Ah those lovely bears, I wish I could get a guardbear over here.

13 years ago
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What.

13 years ago
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"Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is...."collinsissexy"

Hahaha... cof.. cof... Hahahaha...

Good story, but I didn't like the bear part.

13 years ago
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I'm... ummm... what?

13 years ago
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Thank you for the giveaway !

13 years ago
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Thanks for the story... I mean the giveaway.

13 years ago
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xD thats a silly story

13 years ago
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So, did you get a second date?

13 years ago
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Got to watch out for those darn bears disguised as humans.
D:

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Thanks!!

13 years ago
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best. story .ever.

13 years ago
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Nice story; thanks for the giveaway, too! ;)

13 years ago
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lmao best story ever and thanks for the giveaway

13 years ago
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Sure is copypasta in here.
Thanks anyway.

13 years ago
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Nice giveaway, plus some delicious copypasta...mmm...thanks!

13 years ago
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thanks

13 years ago
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Remembered the story by the first line.

Thanks so much! Can I make bear-hero in the game?

13 years ago
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Story is just GREAT. Thanks for sharing and thanks for the game!

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Thanks

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LOL From Women to helicopters. You deserve a award!

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