A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walk into a bar...and they sit around talking about the wonderful diversity in their neighborhood. :D

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Did you hear about the Rabbi who does free circumcisions?
He works for tips

A Rabbi and a Priest split the cost of purchasing a new car. On the first day, the Rabbi sees the Priest hosing the car down and asks what he is doing. The Priest replies "In my church, we baptize new members of the congregation." The next day, the Priest sees the Rabbi cutting the end off the tail pipe.