thank you

Thanks!

Thanks!

Why did the dick go to the 7-11?
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To get a slurpee.

Thank you, don't know any jokes :)

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because his work in the field was out-standing!

Thanks~

Thank you! :3

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer worked together...they'd be alloys!

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Thanks

Creepy looking game, thanks for the giveaway!

Why don't cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue

Thanks! I don't really know of any good jokes and I can't think of any myself

Hahaha joke? hahahaaha my life is a joke ;_;

thx

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Also Thanks nonetheless. :3 (Best I could come up with)

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So there was a couple that just got done having sex. And the guy takes off his condom and thinking he didn't need it anymore throws it out the window. A girl just happens to pass by and picks it up. While the couple upstairs start talking she asks what he did with the condom, the man replies i threw it out the window. Well the woman is like why did you do that u know i collect them don't you. Well frantically the guy runs down the stairs, and out the door only to find the girl holding it. He goes up to her and asks if he can have it back. The girl response is no you may not. So the guy says well I'll give you 5 dollars to get it back the girl says hmm okay. So the man runs back in the house to get the money runs back out and takes it from the girl and goes back inside.
Well the girl finally gets home and starts yelling mommy mommy guess what i found a twinkie on the sidewalk while coming home. The mom replies oh really dear, and the girl tells her about it and getting the 5 bucks. Then the girl says to her mom little does that man know i already sucked out the cream filling.

Enjoy the twinkie joke.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' =)

half-life 3

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The 2nd scientist dies.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.