Umm, oh. Yay? What a disappointment... :(
Ok, you probably figured out I'm not really giving this nonsense away. Well, I am of course, but it's mainly for bots. Bots can go hang. Oh, and they can idle this for their precious trading cards. You can enter if you like, human, but check the store page - it looks terrible. Are you sure you want this thing in your library? :)
Disappointed humans should probably hunt for the super secret giveaway instead, hidden somwhere inside the Apocalypse of John.
Oh, no question in here, so don't feel obligated to say anything. Unless you want to say how I've misjudged this craptastic bucket of suck, and it's a classic or something. But I probably won't believe you. Hooray for greenlight! :)
Good luck...
Not for me, but thanks!
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Pretty sure this game isn't for anyone, really... :) It looks like one of those "pay greenlight submission fee, hope you get lucky" games... As you can see, they remembered to make trading cards. :)
Good luck in some other giveaway... :)
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I got this from a groupees bundle, so I can't enter, but I'm registering my thanks and presence here :p
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Can't remember where I got it, but I buy a lot of terrible groupees bundles so that's as likely as anything... :)
Good luck in some non-crap giveaway, if you can find one... :)
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Hmm.. Looks horrible but thanks anyway~
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Yes, that's what I'm here for, giving away the horrible games... :) I wonder, though... The people entering, do they really want it? :)
Good luck in some non-horrible giveaway, if you can find one... :)
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You've not misjudged it. I watched part of it on youtube, and the acting makes The Room look good in comparison. i did not hit her i did not oh hi mark
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Sometimes I think it might be nice if you had to care to get your game on Steam, instead of all the zero-effort garbage where it's obvious nobody involved gave a crap. I think a lot of these "developers" are hoping it's terrible enough that some big youtube person makes fun of their game and they hit the jackpot...
I wouldn't want to go back to the days where it was almost impossible for indie developers to get their game on Steam, but anything is better than how things are right now... :)
Plus all the people who buy every cheap piece of greenlight nonsense in the store, hoping for a developer meltdown so their library gains one more precious removed game... :)
Good luck somewhere else! :)
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Oh and I'm totally going to enter this one for the cards... Pr0fitz!!!
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Looks like these cards aren't worth much, but free money is free money so good luck! :)
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Ugh, valve seriously needs to start curating its store, these card money exploitations are hurting real developers (enters for card money anyway)
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Dolla dolla bill y'all... :)
I wonder what the solution is, though... Other than nuking 90% of the store and starting over with no trading cards... :)
Good luck! :)
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I support the motion
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It's funny how much time and money we all spend on playing "Steam" instead of playing our games... :(
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Well, I spend today around 2 hours trying to solve the "tower" level in Stephen's Sausage Roll. Finally, I beaten it :D
Thank you. I'm really enjoying it :)
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Aha, sounds like giving it away was the correct decision... :) There's so much cheap garbage in my library often I can't remember the games I bought intending to play... :( But it's my fault for buying all that garbage in the first place... :)
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Ai yah, so many Kims to Kimulate
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I'd prefer to simulate all the Kiplings, but I don't suppose it matters much... :) Hopefully the winner won't try to play this thing... :)
Good luck somewhere else! :)
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You are right about this game looking as garbage
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Yeah, I wonder if there's still such a thing as a game not good enough for Steam... :) Oh, who am I kidding, obviously there is not... :(
Good luck in some better giveaway, if you can find one... :)
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Exists in account, no idea when I got this 💩
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Sounds like it was in a junky Groupees bundle, so if you buy a lot of those... :)
Speaking of junky bundles, I think Indie Gala are much better if all you want is random crap you don't already own. Not sure how they do it, but lately with Groupees bundles I'm lucky to get one single game I'm missing, while every week Indie Gala find several non-bundled games that were never discounted. Pure garbage to play, I'm sure, but who's playing this stuff anyway... :)
Good luck! :)
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I bought Groupees awhile, but when I actually got some craps like this one, I just stop wasting my money.
I think the only worthy in Groupees is greenlight bundle, some are really good.
IndieGala is always a great deal with groupbuy, even with trash contents.
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Hmm, so you bought a bundle from somewhere, found it was garbage, and stopped buying their bundles? That's too logical for me ever to do it... :) Guess I keep thinking hmm, no way they'd make another crap bundle, right after the last one... :)
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Yeah, basically... :) I never know how to reply to these jpeg things...
Good luck, if you have a sudden attack of poor taste! :) Otherwise, good luck somewhere else... :)
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I read! I won't enter this one for... reasons, but thank you anyway, fifty ^^
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Yeah, save your points, this looks pretty dire... :) Good luck elsewhere! :)
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Hmm...I don't really mind one more trash in my library since there are a lot already XD
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I know the feeling... :) Once upon a time I knew all the games I bought, but now when I see a bundle I have to check carefully because I can't remember what random garbage I own... :(
Good luck! :)
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Well before i make a better one i cant really call any game trash:DAnd this one seems like not the worst case scenario...
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Oh, I think you can call a game trash even before you make a better one... :) Kids can tell you what food they don't like, even before they can boil water... :)
Good luck... :)
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Awesome! Thanks for this absolute stinker Fifty ^_^
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That's what I'm here for, giving away terrible games... Oh well... :)
Have fun... :)
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