I grew up with the Blue Blur, and the original Sonic the Hedgehog was my first ever video game. To this day, my anus instinctively clenches itself watertight whenever I find myself trapped underwater in the Labyrinth Zone with no air bubbles in easy reach. The Contributor value is set to the year that first saw the release of both Sonic 1 and my sphincter: '91.

If you're the winner, I will either add you on Steam, or please check your e-mail. I will send you a greeting message first, overflowing with congratulations, and then after you reply, I will send the key. This is to make sure you're actually alive. Please, don't be dead when this giveaway ends; it would be inconvenient for us both.