How many eggs are in a French omelette?

One, because one egg... is un œuf !

(see here for pronunciation)

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

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