Description

This is Elandstraat.

This is RandstadRail 3 train to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is MCH Westeinde.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Arnold Spoelplein. The next station is Van Speijkstraat.

A dad walks into Starbucks with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. 

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realises the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. 

A well- dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business suit is reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. 

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee down, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the table. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, non hurriedly. Reaching the boy, the woman pulls his pants down, carefully takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. 

After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word. 

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" 

"No," she says, "divorce attorney."

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