I'm happy to make you smile but you know it doesn't work like that, though, right? :) You're not supposed to just give the key to an arbitrarily selected person but to the winner the website will randomly select for you from among the people who entered your giveaway when it ends.
When I get sick I buy a 2 bottles of cough syrup and start gargling it. Then I breathe in while gargling so it goes into my airway and into my bloodstream faster. It makes me spasm and leak out of my body in places I didn't know there were holes, but it feels pretty nice and cures me way faster. I actually lick handrails and dollar bills just for an excuse to keep doing this.
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be sadboy is cool
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Well I had one about pizza, but it was really cheesy
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Well... I once accidentally burped while asking "who's your daddy" and it sounded like "how's your daddy". Then we discussed her dad's cholesterol.
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This was probably the funniest "yet"
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I'm happy to make you smile but you know it doesn't work like that, though, right? :) You're not supposed to just give the key to an arbitrarily selected person but to the winner the website will randomly select for you from among the people who entered your giveaway when it ends.
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I guess you could say, this is a mother of a challenge.
...yeah, I've got nothing.
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When I get sick I buy a 2 bottles of cough syrup and start gargling it. Then I breathe in while gargling so it goes into my airway and into my bloodstream faster. It makes me spasm and leak out of my body in places I didn't know there were holes, but it feels pretty nice and cures me way faster. I actually lick handrails and dollar bills just for an excuse to keep doing this.
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Thanks
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ce pizdec guys
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Thanks
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Obrigado!
Thanks!
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ty
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At life? AWESOME!
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uhmmm. FUNNY i win ty ty :D
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epic gane
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