Video Games in one line.

LoZ: OoT "Hey, Listen!"

Resident Evil 4: ASHLEY COME HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!

Mortal Kombat: "GET OVER HERE!"

Hearthstone: Well met! The elephants will destroy you! Well p(l)aid.

Garry's Mod - Trouble in Terrorist Town.
The Binding of Isaac - Kill your mom with tears.
Half-Life 2 - "Gordon?"
Left 4 Dead 2 - "Pills here."
Portal - Still Alive.
Portal 2 - "It's been a looong time..."
Terraria - The Guide has been killed!
Red Faction: Guerrilla - The best demolition simulator.
Omegalodan - I'm a giant frickin' land shark.
Mirror's Edge - Don't look down.
Metro 2033 - You need a new gasmask filter.
Mafia 2 - You get nothing, you lose, good day sir! (If you've finished it you should understand).
Just Cause 2 - Infinite Parachutes.
Far Cry 2 - You need to get more medicine.
Bastion - The Kid just raged for a while.
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood - Best Western.

Killing Floor - DOSH! Grab it while it's hot!

PayDay2: Guys, The Thermal Drill. Go Get It

Papers, Please: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

Sonic Adventure 1: GET A LOAD OF THIS

Antichamber: Think outside the logic, now pretend the logic is a blender and think inside it again.

EYE: Divine Cybermacy:

You gain brouzouf

My legs are OK

You gain brouzouf

You gain brouzouf

TOMBRAIDER: hope she's legal.

Bioshock: The bottom of the ocean is not a nice place to live.

Bioshock Infinite: Religion can fuck you up BADLY or...DON'T be a racist.

Far Cry 3: If you're a spoiled rich brat, don't go skydiving on pirate infested tropical islands.

Grand Theft Auto Vice City: The 80s are awesome.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Too many black gangster stereotypes.

Grand Theft Auto 4: There's no such thing as The American Dream.

Duke Nukem Forever: Even nostalgia has an expiration date.

F.E.A.R: Creepy as all hell.

Borderlands 2: Guns are nice...MOOOORE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spec Ops The Line: War is horrible.

Mass Effect series: Some people are just born to be awesome.

Max Payne series: No matter how bad your life is, keep in mind it can always get worse.

Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: Fairy tales don't always have happy endings.

Prince of Persia Warrior Within: When fairy tale characters become whiny emo bitches.

Prince of Persia The Two Thrones: This guy just can't catch a break.

Red Alert 2: Russians are evil.

Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy: Being a Jedi is awesome.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl: GHET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Dayz: I'm walking here!!!!

Ocarina of Time: HEY HEY HEY HEY .....Listen...HEY LISHEY HEY HEY ....Listen!

EvE Online: Prepare your anus!

Call of Campers : Hitmarker Warfare 3

Planescape Torment - What can change the nature of a man?

Diablo - Aaahhh! Fresh Meat!!!

Diablo II: My brothers will not have died in vain!

Fallout 3-This is Threeee dooog auuuuuuuuuuuu

Gothic 2 - One less monster around!
Warcraft III - Poke poke poke - is that all you do? | Or really any other line of the orcs, especially the peon.

Call of Juarez Gunslinger: Sum'a bitch

Metal Gear Solid: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!!!
Walking Dead: npc_name will remember this.