Your cellphone Ringtone and SMS sound

Ringtone ahahahahahah.
When this gets off in public it's too damn funny,living in a non english country, most of the people don't understand so it's even funnier.

I have this as ringtone. Fits perfectly.
As for SMS sound, I have some standard Xperia one, too lazy to get some other sound. I used the MGS "!" sound before I got a new phone. It can scare the shit out of you before you get used to it.
And for alarm, I use some standard Xperia ones too, I don't want to hate any songs I like now. Getting your favourite song as an alarm is the worst thing you can do.

Ringtone FTW

None, i don't have / use cell phones or anything related with that.

Default Ring and "Message Received."

lol

Ringtone: Portal 2 - Halls of Science

Email: Portal 2 - Button Positive

Work Email: Portal 2 - Button Negative

Don't have any, just defaults, anyone know a good site?

Ringtone: 10th Doctor theme
SMS: Tardis (woosh-woosh-woosh xD)

sound is off for me all the time ^^ mostly because I find them annoying, but also because it shouldn't ring in the wrong moments ;)

Ringtone I love people hearing this and just looking at me probably thinking "WTH is wrong with him?" xD

Ringtone

Message sound is some default.

zzzz zzzz (vibrate)

Ringtone

Sweet Home Chicago ringtone, default sms
cod and bf3....insert Mr T. speech about fools here

Guiles Theme

I used to have the wilhelms scream, but having to laugh your ass off in the subway every 5 minutes is a little inconvenient

ringtone: this

sms: this?

Default

Best ringtone ever!

Sorry but I win the internet

Ringtone

SMS is the default from cyanogenmod 10

SMS

this for both

Beethoven's String Quartet No. 4 (but played by Piano). Default Nokia sound for SMS.

My ringtone is one of the standard LG ringtones, called "Beyond the Dream", googling gives no results, and my notification is "Acoustic Guitar", apparently. Too lazy to change.

Ring- Hack In To The Gate (Steins;Gate Opener- 8bit famicom remix)

SMS- Bioshock Infinite "bing bong" when you complete a mission

SMS Sound: Facebook "Click"
Ringtone: got 2, for normal calls and contact calls. Normal calls: ,,Kenny Loggins - Footloose 8-Bit Sound"; Contact Calls: ,,Jayz - Kanye West - N.I.P. (EPROM REMIX)"