So, to do something with my Shadow Warrior Special keys…

The Alienware promotional mass giveaway essentially rendered all Shadow Warrior Special keys/gifts worthless, as I just learnt… after more than two days. (Sorry, I am so not interested in anything that has anything to do with Alianware…)
I have two Humble Bundle gift links for it still, which I cannot give away here, as 10k free keys naturally locked it down from giveaways. While we have seen freebie games opened up again or removed from bundle list after enough people cried about it loudly, especially if they were not in the "cheap" category (cough "IwantfullCVforTalosPrinciple" cough Aliens cough… sorry, I just seem to cough a lot), I don't really see this happening with this amount. Or at least in any time soon.

I don't want to use another giveaway site and it is a tad too expensive to just drop on keygiveaway.com.
So, here is the deal: I need two people who would actually like to play the game. As in, install it, start the campaign mode, and finish it. I know, alien concept for modern FPS games, which only exist so people can play the multiplayer until next week's release, but call me old fashioned who likes to play shooters without a bunch of obnoxious mentally challenged 12-year-old kids spouting random swear words they saw on the internet.
It has 73/81% on Metacritic and 92/94% on Steam; it is way too good for a standard action/FPS to waste on yet another game hoarder or some random guy who farms off the cards and goes back to playing CS:GO/Dota2.

So, I don't know, convince me somehow that you'd like this game to play it. Having a profile where the games actually played (not just farmed) ratio is over 50% and that includes quite a few shooters would be a really great start, I guess… but I am open for most anything (including bribes, because, again, I'm old-fashioned).